That really swizzles my diggle!

Used in a positive way to say that something has really made your day.

Doctor: "Yo, bro, you don't have cancer anymore!"
Bro: "Whoa! That really swizzles my diggle!!!"

by TheBudde January 17, 2017

What does the quadruped in my current vicinity seem to be contributing to?

what the dog doin?

Idiot: what the dog doin?
Chad: What does the quadruped in my current vicinity seem to be contributing to?

by iminhellplshelpahhh July 3, 2024

Walkin' My Dog, Zero

A another way of saying...Im smoking Marijuana.

Im really high because I've been Walkin' My Dog, Zero all day!

by Dr.Sprow January 18, 2010

cake with my tea

When someone is spilling the tea, and either they give you extra information (cake) you didn't expect, or another person fills in the gaps.

"I just got cake with my tea."
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*spilling tea* "Okay, you ready for the cake? She lied, she wasn't there that morning! She was with Karen's boyfriend!"

by ThatFluffyUnicorn June 17, 2019

got up on my grill

Verbally accosted someone or loudly proclaimed a position.

He got up on my grill and strongly defended his position.

by JCA/Bremerton May 6, 2021

“shock in my socks”

noun.
a rock in your shoe,
or
one of those prickly plant cunts in your shoe.

ex.
1: Ah hell.
2: What?
1: Oh, I gotta “shock in my socks”.

by slapboichild September 4, 2022

square root of my right nipple

Used in a way of saying it's impossible.

Tod said he can eat 10 whole pizza at once! That's like the square root of my right nipple!

by Orboot July 30, 2017