shit cracker

you know when you take a shit and have left over that you couldn't wipe and it gets hard and cakes on your ass? thats called a shit cracker.

i stuck my hand in his ass and pulled out 20 shit crackers.

by Digothy March 12, 2023

Shit Hawk

A shit hawk is something that has been coming your way for a long long time just too one day swoop down and take a big shit on you and your life.

Shitty shit shitty shit hawk

by Mr.Unknown0 December 9, 2021

gang shit

when the gang appears shits about to go down

"OH SHIET, TYRONE HERE COME THE GANG SHIT, RUN NIGGA"

by mico4life May 12, 2018

aw shit cooties

The excuse you use when a girl (usually named something like Sarah) tries to give you head but you don't want Had because she bites

"Dude I had a close call last night and if I werent for me calling aw shit cooties Tiffany would have bit my dick off"

by Chantheman224 November 26, 2016

Shitting president

Like a sitting president, but does nothing but badmouth anything and everything that doesn't agree with him. Spends more time on the crapper than getting stuff done.

Turn off the TV. The shitting president is talking again.

by boggler July 12, 2019

the shit word

the shit word is a word so bad that just saying it can open a black hole on the planet.

so you dont accidentally say it, the shit word is shithit

guy 1: DONT FUCKEN SAY THE SHIT WORD

guy 2: shithit

black hole opens and kills everyone

by Hehe I cheated April 25, 2021

bat shit crazy

when someone is a tad bit coo coo and was probably dropped a hundred and three times as a child

trisha paytes is bat shit crazy

by trynaproveapoint February 13, 2019