I have a chicken

How you respond to; do you have a chicken

Person 1: do you have a chicken
Person 2: I have a chicken

by Inky splatoon gamer June 19, 2022

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No matter what I do…
I wish I was with you…
A smile I could always see…
Laughing we could share…
Memories we would make…
Together ❤️
Yep… totally eating cake:)
And the arms!!!!

I cant stop loving you…
Even if I tried!!!
I am in love with you!
This will not change …
Love like this doesn’t change….
It doesn’t matter what happens…
Through and through I will love you!!!!

We will share cake:)

This is a promise I will make!!!!
Just as I will love you no matter the date…
As I will always pray to see you when I wake ❤️

by Just a girl with ❤️ for 1 December 6, 2024

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I would fuck a pikachu

People who have sexual attraction to Pokémon say this

P1: did you fin-
P2: I would fuck a pikachu

by I have sex with Pokémon December 23, 2019

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i am amazing (02/11/2025).

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: i am amazing (02/11/2025).

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 11, 2025

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I Need You To Process The Art Of Giving Gifts & Immortality FOr My genitals On A Spartan Helmet That Was Editied On Adobe Photoshop

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e March 28, 2025

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You cant keep doing this i cant

this is something people living in seattle say when they think youre funny! Sam if u see this theres a neat cozy follow button on my page i will work hard not to disappoint

*meme i made when i had the flu*
Sam: You cant keep doing this i cant

by mika aka thirsty December 13, 2016

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