your face

a turd

your face is ugly

by killerkid123 October 21, 2019

Your Mom

I just happen to have fucked her last night.

I smash your mom

by Danet Toronto October 22, 2019

your face

The reason why you are single.

Joe - Why am I single.
Mama - Your face.

by chicken legpiece January 22, 2021

Your mom

A fat person who absolutely hates you

Your mom is so far that she's bigger than jupiter and she hates you like the devil

by Fe4R Me March 20, 2021

Your mother

Who I have had sexual intercourse with.

Jane: Hey baby who did you first have sex with?
Suzan: Your mother.

by Therealmilflover69 May 2, 2021

For Your Love

For your love
For your love

(For your love)

I'd give you everything and more and that's for sure
(For your love)
I'd bring you diamond rings and things right to your door
(For your love)
To thrill you with delight
I'd give you diamonds bright
There'll be days I will excite
They'll make you dream of me at night

For your love
For your love
For your love

For your love
For your love
I would give the stars above
For your love
For your love
I would give you all I could

For your love
For your love

(For your love)
I'd give the moon if it were mine to give
(For your love)
I'd give the stars and the sun for I live
(For your love)
To thrill you with delight
I'd give you diamonds bright
There'll be days I will excite
They'll make you dream of me at night

For your love
For your love
For your love
For your love

by Death Menace November 26, 2022

is that your phone?

When someone is sitting on a guy's lap or dancing on him, but he gets hard but they mistake it for a mobile device.

"is that your phone?"
"no I just have a boner rn"

by Alrxi November 2, 2021