A common occurance in drunken sexual encounters, the smearing of fecal matter on a womans bust, usually inadvertant, while attempting to dunk your nuts in her mouth. Usually associated with poor balance and easily avoided with a tactful dunking stance.
Ben- dude i really pooped shit up last night
Jack- what crappened?
Ben- I was trying to squat my nuts in my girl's sack hole, right? i fuckin lost my balance, fell back and gave her the ol' poop tit
Jack- aww dude
Ben- its fine she was into it.
Jack- what crappened?
Ben- I was trying to squat my nuts in my girl's sack hole, right? i fuckin lost my balance, fell back and gave her the ol' poop tit
Jack- aww dude
Ben- its fine she was into it.
by dickmaster69 January 7, 2011
Get the poop titmug. Vince: hey Ralph you see that stripper over there.
Ralph: yea, she definitely has some shits for tits.
Vince: we need to get the fuck out of here.
Ralph: i can almost smell them from here.
Ralph: yea, she definitely has some shits for tits.
Vince: we need to get the fuck out of here.
Ralph: i can almost smell them from here.
by Vincerelli March 11, 2008
Get the shits for titsmug. Rock tit is what happens to your nipples when they get cold, or in some cases, when one gets horny. Rock tit is characterized by a sudden hardening of the nipples, hence the name.
More "severe" cases of rock tit, where ones nipples are so hard they could shatter bones, is named "Diamond tit".
More "severe" cases of rock tit, where ones nipples are so hard they could shatter bones, is named "Diamond tit".
Joe: Dude, you should have put on a better shirt for today.
Hal: Why's that?
Joe: It's cold out and I can see your rock tit.
Hal: Aww shit!
Joe: Attractive.
Hal: Why's that?
Joe: It's cold out and I can see your rock tit.
Hal: Aww shit!
Joe: Attractive.
by LordFishstcks July 17, 2007
Get the rock titmug. 
by Mysta D March 28, 2010
Get the Grenade Titsmug. This is a classic position of lovers looking to rekindle the spark. First a woman lays on her back upon a table or long, flat surface (it is key that she is in the buff). Then her lover (also nude) straddles her face while gently placing his testicles and scrotum along her mouth and neck. Next he positions himself in a way that his erect member, can smoothly sail the region between her twin peaks.
Joseph: I broke up with Trisha last night.
Justin: Aw shucks man, why?
Joseph: That strumpet refused to have Tits and Tea before bed.
Justin: Good riddance!
Justin: Aw shucks man, why?
Joseph: That strumpet refused to have Tits and Tea before bed.
Justin: Good riddance!
by 902 boys October 6, 2011
Get the Tits and Teamug. by asdfas May 27, 2006
Get the afro titsmug.