bitch-finger

When at work, the finger you use when pointing to the "pet" person or "ass kisser" to whom you generally assign the easiest tasks, indicating that they are your bitch.

Jenny is usually the recipient of my bitch-finger, because she always brings me coffee in the morning.

by Michael Chojnacki October 26, 2007

5 fingers

An old Jamaican insult. Equivalent to the middle finger in the USA or the 2 fingers up in the UK. It literally means you are a bastard, the five finger meaning to say that one has five fathers, thus being a bastard.

I was walking down a street in Kingston and I passed a hobo. When I didn't give him change, he gave me 5 fingers.

by WeekzDefinez January 4, 2010

Finger Banging

Text messaging

Colton: Hey,come help me do top stock
Anthony: hold up man. Let me finish finger banging real quick

by BubbleGum1990 April 26, 2011

stink finger

What happens when wipeing your ass too hard and punching a hole in the paper.

I wish my wife would get better tolit paper. Everytime I wipe my ass I have stink finger for hours.

by David Faircloth July 1, 2005

finger bomb

close to a photobomb but instead a person is taking a picture and someone puts their middle finger up at the last second or someone reaches into frame with there middle finger.

Example 1-
person 1: lets take a picture
(everyone gathers around)
person 2: (finger bombs picture)
person 3: thanks, now we cant put this on facebook

Example 2-
person 1: lets take a picture
(everyone gathers around)
person 2: (reaches into frame and finger bombs picture)
person 3: now i cant show this to my mom

by 69arf January 3, 2010

Sleepy Finger

When you are pretending to sleep next to a girl and she is completely in a deep sleep. You stick your hand down their pants and finger them in their sleep.

Alex: Wow she's actually asleep.

*Gives the Sleepy Finger*

Rosie: hmmm

*Wakes Up*

Rosie: What the **** do you think your doing! Get the **** out now!!

*Kicks in the penis*

by ASickMindedFreak June 14, 2010

poop finger

a finger coated with poop, usually a direct result of anal probing

Taylor D Benjamin loves to lick his poop finger after anal intercourse

by bubba March 25, 2003