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Bloody Chode

The action of a chad proceeding to stick his fork in your corn dog and waving it in a figure 8 pattern. Often gets soaked in ketchup.
What the hell Ethan. You gave Dylan a bloody chode. Whats he gonna eat now.
by Lil munts December 20, 2017
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chode

a boy who is short and stubby, like a penal chode
max is such a chode
by i hate you 69 January 8, 2018
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chode worm

An excessively fat and short worm, primarily found in the south. They only appear from the ground at night, may appear in an unfortunate soul’s pants. Usually 1-2 inches long.
“Look Daddy, I found a chode worm!”

I can see the chode worm through your pants
by mkmhs January 14, 2018
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CHODE

A PENIS THAT IS WIDER THAN IT IS LONG!
Last time I did it the guy had a chode and it would not fit in my mouth or pussy so he liked my pussy instead.
by Bubba’s nut January 10, 2020
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Holy Chodes

Only thy select few can prosper through thy world , thy farmer mine da hoes and barney, thy select prosper only under 2 condition farmers only and tinder is sin. (Private Ryan 1:7)
Thee shall always meme before ye shall cream (K) (Private Ryan 1:8)

Thou shalt not pass through the gate of heaven without committing the crime o’ murder. (DB Private Ryan 1:9)
If thee can’t not understand the suffering of thyself, thyself must commit suicide. (DB Private Ryan 1:10)
For the Holy Lord has understood thy suffering. The Holy Lord has gone through thy own suffering. (DB Private Ryan 1:11)
The Holy Son felt thy pain of betrayal.

Thy fail Triple N or no nut November will be sentence to being nurtured by Marge, in hell you burn in your semen .
If they who loses faith in-wishes upon forgiveness of Hoda he may look no further than faith in the holy Obama prism.

If thy shall counterfeit of thy holy n word pass you will be burning in hell if you say the n word o fake.
Though Obama prism is the only legal supply of n word pass, of premium hard R he grants it as a blessing of the fifth.
by hbgvfgbhnjkmlmnjhbgvc xvnjmkl; January 13, 2020
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Chode

A penis that is wider than it is long.
Have you guys seen J-Rob lately?
Yeah that guy is a huge chode!
by Skkkkringdinggg January 21, 2020
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Chode

Tiny white male, that's dick is wider than long. Jealousy for all men with dicks over 1"
That's the smallest dick.... I mean chode I've ever seen. You should be ashamed of yourself.
by No Muff 2 Tuff January 24, 2020
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