We've all heard of the hockey flow and the baseball booty, but what about a runner guy? A runner guy can be one of your bestfriend and one of the weirdest people you will ever meet. A runner guy always wears the shortest shorts possible. And they're proud of it! Clothes? That's optional for a runner guy because they have a great body. Their abs are always on point, but their flow? That's different. Runner guys attempt to look like scrubs all the time. They think it's fun to wear headbands or cut their hair into a Mohawk. Or even grow it out into a so-called "Man bun". A runner guy can be one of best friends you will ever have. If a boy is giving you a problem, don't worry. The runner guy is so fast, he will hunt down any boy that messes with you. They may be a great friend, but they're not afraid to give you a hard time about everything! A runner boy is very sarcasticand honest. They don't care who's around, but they pretty much say exactly what's on their mind, always. Even though they have to run 50+ miles a week they still find time to play Ultimate Frisbee everywhere they go. Now you would think a boy with abs could get a lot of girls? Well you thought wrong. Again they can be very strange people. A runner guy thinks he has a chance with every/any girl, but then he probably has a ponytail and his chances are ruined. Basically, everyone needs a runner guy in their life.
by MRunner16 July 31, 2016
Get the Runner Guymug. by benzion November 2, 2010
Get the pulling a guymug. Book guy is a weird guy mostly known in books and used as a code name most of the time there name would be Isaac or sharman.
by Heartless person May 31, 2017
Get the Book guymug. fucking bitch, cause there rich and they live off there daddies money who would love to be fucked up the ass by any guy or girl with dildo
by Beave February 17, 2005
Get the mus guymug. There are nice guys, and there are "nice guys".
The latter believe that there are only 2 ways to be male: to be either a "macho man" (misogynistic, narcissistic, aggressive jerkoff) or a "nice guy" (misogynistic, narcissistic, passive-aggressive jerkoff, but also manipulative and spineless). They believe that talking to a woman for five seconds without saying "shut up bitch" means that they're a paragon of everything women want and are thus automatically owed pussy. When they're denied it, it's the woman's failing.
Although they see themselves as having no self-esteem, in reality they actually view themselves as better than "macho men" and when women reject them clearly said women have been lying when they say they want a "nice guy". They thus try and turn into the macho jerks they claim to despise because that's what women "actually want".
Never does it occur to them that 1) they're not actually very nice 2) by and large women don't want macho jerks, they're just less annoying than "nice guys" 3) there’s a third option: being an ACTUALLY nice guy. Someone who DOESN'T try and screw with women's heads, someone who has ACTUAL respect for women rather than just tries a different dishonest tactic to get laid, and someone who has the guts to be honest about what they want and the spine to suck it up when they don't get it rather than whining about how dreadful women are and getting gradually more bitter and hateful.
The latter believe that there are only 2 ways to be male: to be either a "macho man" (misogynistic, narcissistic, aggressive jerkoff) or a "nice guy" (misogynistic, narcissistic, passive-aggressive jerkoff, but also manipulative and spineless). They believe that talking to a woman for five seconds without saying "shut up bitch" means that they're a paragon of everything women want and are thus automatically owed pussy. When they're denied it, it's the woman's failing.
Although they see themselves as having no self-esteem, in reality they actually view themselves as better than "macho men" and when women reject them clearly said women have been lying when they say they want a "nice guy". They thus try and turn into the macho jerks they claim to despise because that's what women "actually want".
Never does it occur to them that 1) they're not actually very nice 2) by and large women don't want macho jerks, they're just less annoying than "nice guys" 3) there’s a third option: being an ACTUALLY nice guy. Someone who DOESN'T try and screw with women's heads, someone who has ACTUAL respect for women rather than just tries a different dishonest tactic to get laid, and someone who has the guts to be honest about what they want and the spine to suck it up when they don't get it rather than whining about how dreadful women are and getting gradually more bitter and hateful.
Nice guy: I'm such a nice guy, why don't girls want me? They say they want nice guys! But they go out with macho jerks! Or they dump me for them! They're all lying bitches who break your heart!
Actually nice guy: Arrogant, misogynistic, whiny - what woman WOULDN'T want you?
Actually nice guy: Arrogant, misogynistic, whiny - what woman WOULDN'T want you?
by bald_rick October 30, 2011
Get the nice guymug. by samy March 15, 2004
Get the guy sebastianmug. A true Jersey Guy, is NOT a guido, or a transplant from newark. He does not show up at the beach in sneakers, jean shorts, a beater or has side burns, and doesn't show up to the bars/club at night wearing tight shirts and over gelled hair. A True Jersey Guy, loves the beach, skips home room because the swells are awesome that morning, has a sweet, charming, and laid back disposition. He can party hard, but take on the responsiblities of life when it calls for it. He is simple and loves the simplicity of his better half, a True Jersey Girl.
by true jersey girl March 13, 2009
Get the Jersey Guymug.