The fastest way to either make or break friendships by screaming at each other that they are the imposter
Jack: “I just saw Marcel brutally murder Tyler in the Med Bay then run off to the vents.”
Marcel: “NO, JACK YOU ARE WRONG, HE IS TRYING TO FRAME ME. JACK IS THE IMPOSTER, I JUST SAW HIM KILL TYLER, I DIDNT.”
Tyler (muted in discord): “Among us is the most chaotic game I have ever played.”
Marcel: “NO, JACK YOU ARE WRONG, HE IS TRYING TO FRAME ME. JACK IS THE IMPOSTER, I JUST SAW HIM KILL TYLER, I DIDNT.”
Tyler (muted in discord): “Among us is the most chaotic game I have ever played.”
by Mr Adeep October 24, 2020
Get the Among Usmug. A statement that turns into the corniest thing a teacher could say, and every teacher has said it once.
Student: Ms, can I use the restroom?
Teacher: I don't know, CAN YOU??
Student: Ugh, May I use the restroom
Teacher: No.
Teacher: I don't know, CAN YOU??
Student: Ugh, May I use the restroom
Teacher: No.
by Hiness303 May 3, 2021
Get the can I use the restroommug. Flat us houses people no one else is willing to house…YOUNGSTERS.
It's the one true solution for all a youngster could require when shifting to an unknown city for studies or for work.
Affordable prices, quality home cooked meal plans for every palate and complete privacy from landlords randomly barging into their rooms are some of the features it offers, but what truly sets it apart is that you might feel like you found your soul-mate in your room-mate. Yes, that’s the power of their compatibility test which will make sure you and all your room mates are 100% functional and jell with each other.
A blessing in disguise for all those starting a new life in a whole new place isn't it?
It's the one true solution for all a youngster could require when shifting to an unknown city for studies or for work.
Affordable prices, quality home cooked meal plans for every palate and complete privacy from landlords randomly barging into their rooms are some of the features it offers, but what truly sets it apart is that you might feel like you found your soul-mate in your room-mate. Yes, that’s the power of their compatibility test which will make sure you and all your room mates are 100% functional and jell with each other.
A blessing in disguise for all those starting a new life in a whole new place isn't it?
by team flat us November 26, 2021
Get the Flat Usmug. by anonymous July 30, 2024
Get the They not Like usmug. by the enormous yeet December 13, 2018
Get the no usmug. A woman that can only achieve orgasms by making her partner orgasm.
She will perform vaginal, oral, anal, and hand job sex (all 4 ports).
She will do anything to make her partner arroused and reach orgasm- Including pleasuring a man's anus, prostate, and nipples.
These women find it very difficult or impossible to achieve orgasm any other way.
Such women do not find cunnilingus arousing as it is not a way for them to orgasm.
She will perform vaginal, oral, anal, and hand job sex (all 4 ports).
She will do anything to make her partner arroused and reach orgasm- Including pleasuring a man's anus, prostate, and nipples.
These women find it very difficult or impossible to achieve orgasm any other way.
Such women do not find cunnilingus arousing as it is not a way for them to orgasm.
She might be ugly, but she uses all 4 USB ports.
There is nothing that woman won't do to get me off!
When a woman tells you "I use all 4 USB ports", you know she's the one!
There is nothing that woman won't do to get me off!
When a woman tells you "I use all 4 USB ports", you know she's the one!
by Pope X November 26, 2024
Get the I use all 4 USB portsmug. the penis of a fornicator
by Vita Smart July 17, 2022
Get the used tamponmug.