Two Bob Turnip

Two Bob Turnip is a name used to describe a specific Family of woolybacks that reside in The Suburban Semi Rural farming village of Purbrook. The Barron’s, or Two Bob Turnip’s are a Lower Middle Class Yuppie family that usually have ginger hair, Webbed Feet and Dogs with 3 legs, These Harmless Ginger Farmers spend their time smoking menthol, Watching Havant FC and getting rejected by average looking women, most of Us in Ptown Feel Sorry for them & see them as soulless ginger farmers

Who are those Ginger Lads on On The Bikes? Oh that’s The Barron Family, Ben & James, They always ride their bikes while doing the PaperRound, They are right Two Bob Turnips

by Bomb Voyage October 30, 2021

two way mirror

A window

You can see through both sides off a two way mirror

by xXC0DXXB0SSXx December 9, 2016

Two Finger Fiddle

When a girl does not know how to give head, she utilizes her thumb and pointer finger and attempts a handjob with two fingers, while maintaining a death grip equivalent to getting your dick stuck in a vice.

Dude, how'd it go with that girl last night?

Bro she didn't know what to do, so she gave me the two finger fiddle.

by Callixtunis May 26, 2019

Two inches and a skip

Meaning very close to something. Said by slightly autistic people.

We are two inches and a skip away from starting debate!

No

by Pasquelle September 17, 2016

two-bob spot

A wet spot seen on the exterior of a man's trousers after he has urinated but not adequately shaken or wiped his penis, leading to an after-pee soiling of the nearby clothing. The size of the spot usually being reminiscent of a two-shilling, or "two-bob" coin used in pre-decimalised Australia and UK.

Hey Knackers, did you forget to give your cock a good shake after your snakes hiss? You've got a cracking two-bob spot on the front of your dacks there.

by clemstar January 13, 2016

Two finger smidge

When two fingers is all you need. Used as a measurement.

I'll take a double.
You mean a two finger smidge?

by Jessi-rose September 2, 2021

Whitey-two-shoes

Any prominent white person, but usually an academic or lefty, who shames and publicly lectures ordinary white people about “white privilege,” often while taking advantage of their own position of privilege to do so.

How dare that Beverly Hills whitey-two-shoes come out here to University of Arkansas to talk down to white students about racism.

by Rabbarousa September 30, 2018