When you mix all your bodily fluids into a bucket with indiana river water and stir it until it thickens up into a lube like texture that has a greyish brown tent to it. Then use it for lube to penetrate your partners holes and create prolapses as it does not actually lubricate your member. Then scrape the remaining contents and the newly added fluids off your member and the prolapse. Place all that back in the mixture place in a cake pan and bake at 425 for 30 minutes. The finished item is an indiana river boat and if you don't eat it all you are not a true hoosier.
My boyfriend performed the indiana river boat on me, the prolapses were almost as good as the meal afterwards
by Jordiablo April 10, 2024
Get the Indiana river boatmug. The name given for the 2015-present Dodge Challenger Hellcat model cars for their weight being comparable to watercraft.
by George.IH July 27, 2018
Get the Boatmug. A person who tries to kill a fishing trip. They will typically find excuses not to go because they have homosexual tendencies.
by Thefrisky April 25, 2015
Get the boat blockmug. by Angus Mcfife August 2, 2025
Get the Rocking the flesh boatmug. Verb: To close your eyes whilst sailing to ‘feel the boat’ and truly experience the boat through all aspects
by Rtyuioplkjhgfdsa April 1, 2025
Get the Feeling the boatmug. A megalithic boat carved out of ice that holds humans that are a detriment to society and ship them off to melt in the ocean. The solution to 1st world problems such as stupidity, old age, disabilities, etc...
"Dude your Gran is so old, don't you think it's time to put her on the ice boat?"
"Man, that was so stupid! I totally deserve to get ice boated for that."
"Man, that was so stupid! I totally deserve to get ice boated for that."
by Arsk92 September 9, 2022
Get the Ice Boatmug. by Jrod2113 October 5, 2017
Get the boat bumpermug.