I have this cute stuffed doggie from when I was 3 months old. He's my best buddy in bed; I love him very much.
by iambek November 9, 2019

by Association of Youth Linguists December 26, 2024

The definition of Bed rotting is how someone spends days in bed for long period of times without doing anything productive.
Person 1: Dude I don't see you at the park. Where are you?
Person 2: I'm sorry, I've been bed rotting because my life is going downhill
Person 2: I'm sorry, I've been bed rotting because my life is going downhill
by MirageV2 July 4, 2024

When you only enter a relationship because you need a bed/think their bed is comfier than yours. Like gold-diggers, but for beds.
"God. Linda knows that Jez only sleeps with her for the bed, right?"
"I know.. What a total Bed-Digger."
"I know.. What a total Bed-Digger."
by C L G May 7, 2018

girl: omg did you hear the club downtown isnt checking IDs right now?
girl 2: Swearrrrr... im ded in the bed
girl 2: Swearrrrr... im ded in the bed
by flexinonyomain March 9, 2018

The engaging in sexual intercourse beneath the sheets. Bonus points if you’re playing disco while it happens!!
by TheHorrificDr.Belle August 3, 2023
