by raybeez May 29, 2022
Get the sharks exist in real lifemug. 
A miniboss from the popular transfur game changed
This little pain in the ass will somehow dive underwater and swim at high speed in such shallow water?? (I could 100% outswim that mf i have interstate comps)
By all means necessary stay well away from it or he will grab you and turn you into a furry tiger shark thing (scary)
This dumbass summons little shark henchmen because his lazy ass could not do it himself
Stay away from tigersharks in the wild
This little pain in the ass will somehow dive underwater and swim at high speed in such shallow water?? (I could 100% outswim that mf i have interstate comps)
By all means necessary stay well away from it or he will grab you and turn you into a furry tiger shark thing (scary)
This dumbass summons little shark henchmen because his lazy ass could not do it himself
Stay away from tigersharks in the wild
Sailor 1: "Yo what fish is that"
Sailor 2: "Where"
Sailor 1: "Over there *points at the 'fish'*"
Sailor 2: "Let me pull up the species identification chart"
Sailor 2: "By the looks of it, that's a tiger shark (changed)"
Sailor 1: "You're kidding right? It can't be..."
Sailor 1 and 2 shriek in horror
--MISSING PERSONS LOG--
JACK CLOVERFIELD
OSCAR WALSH
--LAST SEEN LAUNCHING BOAT OFF LATEX BAY--
--REPORT RELEVANT FINDINGS TO LOCAL AUGHORITIES--
--LEAD--
SCREAMS HEARD 2 KILOMETRES NORTH OF LATEX BAY
--ASSUMED DEAD--
>yes moderators the names are made up
Sailor 2: "Where"
Sailor 1: "Over there *points at the 'fish'*"
Sailor 2: "Let me pull up the species identification chart"
Sailor 2: "By the looks of it, that's a tiger shark (changed)"
Sailor 1: "You're kidding right? It can't be..."
Sailor 1 and 2 shriek in horror
--MISSING PERSONS LOG--
JACK CLOVERFIELD
OSCAR WALSH
--LAST SEEN LAUNCHING BOAT OFF LATEX BAY--
--REPORT RELEVANT FINDINGS TO LOCAL AUGHORITIES--
--LEAD--
SCREAMS HEARD 2 KILOMETRES NORTH OF LATEX BAY
--ASSUMED DEAD--
>yes moderators the names are made up
by Ribcage beater 420 August 9, 2023
Get the Tiger Shark (Changed)mug. by Jeff Jefferson Jeffries May 3, 2014
Get the Shark dishesmug. Guy 1: "Wow, you designed the whole project, and its website, AND pitched the sale to the company?"
Guy 2: "Yeah, I'm like a swiss army knife"
Guy 1: "More like a swiss army shark"
Guy 2: "Yeah, I'm like a swiss army knife"
Guy 1: "More like a swiss army shark"
by swissarmyshark November 23, 2011
Get the swiss army sharkmug. When someone is overthinking a situation, and therefore think that they are diving so deep they can see sharks, but really, they're just imagining them ("seeing" them in their head).
See Deeping it.
See Deeping it.
1 - I don't think she's into me.. Don't you think she's being a bit too friendly with Sue in that dark corner of this nondescript party??
2 - Mate, you're seeing sharks, I swear. Becky is as straight as Melissa's hair. You need to relax.
2 - Mate, you're seeing sharks, I swear. Becky is as straight as Melissa's hair. You need to relax.
by ittybittysmalls April 4, 2019
Get the seeing sharksmug. This was made by a human that works at the aquarium and loves to learn about sharks. Which means it is true :)
Sharks are amazing creatures that have gills, cartilage, and a sixth sense. People have misunderstood sharks ever since it ate a human. The sharks will mistake you with a seal or other small sharks.
Sharks are amazing creatures that have gills, cartilage, and a sixth sense. People have misunderstood sharks ever since it ate a human. The sharks will mistake you with a seal or other small sharks.
by Sharklover1995 September 28, 2020
Get the Sharkmug.