Second Helping

Dating someone that looks like your ex.

Second Helping: Jenny is now dating John, who looks identical to her ex Clarke. Coincidence? We think not.

by Resolutes November 1, 2019

second cousin-uncle

Parent's male second cousin.

My second cousin-uncle is a good person.

by Hgcloziw November 23, 2019

second mama

A heroin user enabler

“I love my mama but I love my second mama more because she gives me my “medication””.

by ShitInMyFace420 February 13, 2021

second-cousin-10X-removed

Second-cousin-ten-times-removed (2C10R).

My second-cousin-10X-removed is a good person.

by N8953SW June 26, 2021

I may be two-tenths of a split-second late

A playfully-overprecise remark that you tell someone to let him know that you may be briefly delayed in meeting up with him, and so he should simply wait for you if you don't arrive at precisely the moment when you said you would.

Cool dude, texting to his buddy on his smart-phone as he's hurriedly scuttling along the downtown sidewalk: "I've had a last-minute errand that I gotta run real quick, so I may be two-tenths of a split-second late --- no worries, though, Bro --- I'll still shoot some hoops wif youse, just as I promised."

by QuacksO October 2, 2018

second great-great-cousin-uncle

Great-grandparent's male second cousin.

My second great-great-cousin-uncle is a good person.

by Gtopql November 23, 2019

Second-hand monkey-hand

When the intial do teller gets told what to do.

Josh: "Go wash the dishes Mike."
Mike:"Go take out the trash Josh."
Carl: "Dam that's some Second-Hand Monkey-Hand."

by Capuchin for Hire April 23, 2022