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Settle north Yorkshire

Settle north Yorkshire a place in the middle of the Yorkshire Dale's it is barren wasteland where the majority of its residents think it is the garden of eden but in reality it is just grass there is not a lot of entertaining activities to do but they are some things such as going to booths to play a game with your friends to see how quickly can you loose your money on things that should not cost the amount they are here if you are wondering a dairy milk chocolate bar cost almost £3:00 but the butchers their is very good so a 10/10 store there is also the coop where the cashiers look like they are going to kill themselves but the cashiers will sell you energy drinks even if you are under 16 so it is a magnificent store a rate it 10/10. There are two parks one near booths and one near the local private school the first park is where the youth battle each other to try and attract the opposite sex there to motive behind this is so the can try and mate so they can spread there Gene's but it more like a virus. The second park is where the youth go late at night to drink alcohol such as WKD which disgusts me since I am a Kooparberg man myself there is castleberg Craig where you can see the whole this place is a great place if you want to assassinate someone with a sniper rifle so I rare it 10/10 fun for the whole family
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north american lightning rod

go to an open field and strip yourself naked. lay in the grass and wait until your penis gets hard. then you place a piece of metal on/near your balls ( have your nuts at least touching the metal) when a thunderstorm comes be prepared
dude, wanna go to the school's field and get a north american lightning rod?
by CmTx P33p3RM4N June 13, 2009
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North Country Junior High

A school in the middle of fuckin nowhere. Nothing good has come from this school. It's mostly just comprised of racist, homophobic, and transphobic dickholes, who can't comprehend the fact that there are more than just White people in the world.

Half of the school staff there always seem like they're on some life altering substances, given the decisions they've made to the policies of this place. Another thing you can tell, is that the majority of the students that attend this school have obviously never received the belt, nor told to 'Shut the fuck up'.

More so, none of the students can tell the difference between an Irishmen and someone who speaks Pashto. Although, this can be overshadowed by the fact that none of the students can even point to their own shitty-ass country.
"I attended North Country Junior High School when I was 12 to 14!"

The thing is, you wouldn't have to use this in a sentence, because anyone who attends this shitfest of an education is purely illiterate.
by Th3Sk1ttleGroup2000 November 3, 2023
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The North

The North of England. Pretty much anywhere north of the M4 counts as being northern.
"I'm going to go up to The North on the weekend."
"Where are you going?"
"Gloucester."
by Cider1 March 20, 2023
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North Dakota numbing cream

The act of sitting on your hand for several minutes until it becomes numb. Once that occurs, you proceed to masturbate with it for immense pleasure and relief.
Today I rushed home from soccer practice in order to enjoy a North Dakota numbing cream
by Riccardo_Di_Leo September 18, 2025
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North Springs High School

A math and preforming arts school in Fulton County that get no funding and is infested with cockroaches. They have a mediocre football team and a excellent band
So the Spartans lost again?
No they have 1 to 4 this year.
The home of the cockroach is doing well this year.
North Springs High School, it’s fucking shit
by BobRoss4449 October 4, 2022
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North Dakota Fruit Roll-up

When you take a long shit on your bedsheets and roll it up with your blanket and leave it sitting over the air vent.
Jake did a North Dakota Fruit Roll-up, it was soooooo hot
by Rionox January 6, 2023
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