mountain queef

Inappropriate yodelling from ones vagina.

A small Swiss village was wiped out yesterday by an avalanche caused by a monumental mountain queef. Resue services are still searching for survivors - Reuters

by Jammy11 April 23, 2017

meat pole mountaineer

A person whom enjoys climbing up and down on a dick and yodels while doing so.

Did you hear about Jane becoming a meat pole mountaineer last weekend?

by inebriateddreams May 03, 2015

bro-back mountain

When a homosexual man attempts to turn his unsuspecting bros while camping in the mountains

I didnt realize one of my bros was gay until we went camping and he got all bro-back mountain on my ass.

by Thompison333 February 26, 2021

Mountain yeti

A large hairy creature that loves to steal your beer and fuck your cousin wife or sister lives mostly in the caves of Kentucky almost always seen by tweakers

Hell Denny that damn mountain yeti stole a 30 pack and for some reason my wife been walking with a limp

by Mcnumbnutts September 02, 2018

jagged mountain

Narrowly cut circumcision or botched cut

He has such a jagged mountain

by Funkygoalie December 16, 2016

Mountain soda

The beer you drink at the crag, on the slopes, or at the summit of a mountain after a hike.

Bro 1 - “Yo dude throw me a mountain soda!”
Bro 2 - “You want a rainier or a banquet?”

by Fillwred October 15, 2020

mountain bike girl

A girl who puts the fun between her legs. She’s extreme and loves to go fast and give a full send. Mountain bike girls would rather be out riding then stuck in school. They are adventurous, wild, fun. Mountain bike girls are epic and the whole package

Boy “look at her”

Boy 2 “she’s a mountain bike girl”

by Miles2896 August 17, 2018