Flat 3 shuffle

The budgeted ability of the achievement of a swivelly chair

Person 1: “Shoudlve seen me last night, I had to do the flat 3 shuffle”

by Aiden.Fukin January 15, 2021

The five knuckle shuffle

The five knuckle shuffle is when you insert your whole fist into a womens anus and then immediately after into her vagina repeatedly

Im gana turn her bedroom into a boxing ring with the five knuckle shuffle

by SaintedCrown911 January 29, 2021

Chicago sausage shuffle

When you jerk off 2 people while also taking it in every hole including eye and ear hole

Jack wanted to do a Chicago sausage shuffle but I said no

by Ecrotex March 14, 2021

Applebee's scuffle

An Applebee's scuffle is a number of trans men having an orgy, for every 2 men their is one woman (biologically) and the "men" would see who could fuck her first.

"I had a lot of fun at the Applebee's scuffle last week." "We don't speak about the applebees scuffle John"

by Nmswhat July 27, 2021

Sunshine Sue Shuffle

Being up earlier and being more productive than is necessary.

The sunshine Sue shuffle started early today! The table was set by sun up!

by BigPaulyP January 7, 2022

please god end my suffering

when you see r34 fanart

john:*looks at some subreddit* john:*sees some r34 fanart* john:please god end my suffering

by super chad March 29, 2022

Reverse Cupid Shuffle

When you cannot retain your bowels due to perforation by a large article, thus leading to a shuffling like motion reminiscent of eponymous dance, but in reverse

"Is he okay?" "Nah, man. Look - he's doing the Reverse Cupid Shuffle." "God bless whoever does his colonoscopies."

by Teufort2 April 2, 2022