Abra-Ham Lincoln Log

A guy that really likes ham and Lincoln logs. He was a president, for some reason. He might have gone to a play to show the biggest Lincoln log tower and it not falling over, and putting ham sandwiches between each piece and eating the ham sandwiches without it falling over. Then, John Walks Booth said that Lincoln didn't go through the walking booth. So John Walks Booth assassinated him, making the tower fall.

Abra-Ham Lincoln Log: AND TODAY I WILL EAT THESE HAM SANDWICHES!!!
John Walks Booth: Wait a minute! You didn't get a Walking Ticket from the Walking Booth!
Abra-Ham Lincoln Log: I-I don't need one if I'm on stag-
John Walks Booth: I don't wanna hear it! "pulls out his glock"
Abra-Ham Lincoln Log: WAIT WAIT WAIT, NO WE CAN WORK THIS OUT!! I'LL GET A TICKE-"Gets shot"
Abra-Ham Lincoln Log after dead: Damn It, I was gonna get the world record for most sandwiches eaten between Lincoln logs.

by AStrunkMan69 July 04, 2022

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ham lolly

british word for penis. also, the act of orally lubricating the penis.
ham lolly-pop.

i asked the young lady walking in the mall is she'd like to sample some ham lolly.

by grimpin1 April 14, 2011

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Abbys ham sandwich

A hot, beautiful, and beloved young lady who goes by the name Abby with delicate fat pussy. A pussy so irresistible it’s worth every minute of my time. The thing about Abby’s pussy is that I can’t seem to get enough of it no matter how much she makes me orgasm.

What did you have for lunch today?
“Abbys ham sandwich”
Oh please

by Jenniflop November 19, 2023

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Ham Slut

A sub-species of fat wives, one who has zero qualms going into the fridge to peel a single slice from the Oscar Meyer meat package for a snack. She'll normally fight with you if you bring this up in public.

Damn, we out of meat already? Dan's wife is real ham slut.

by bindr May 27, 2022

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