Mom: Go do the damn dishes its been 3 hours
Child: Why do i have to listen to you?!
Mom: Well I put you in this world and I can take you right outta it
Child: Why do i have to listen to you?!
Mom: Well I put you in this world and I can take you right outta it
by isa6elita August 25, 2022
When ur sober mate refuses to finish his drink you must use this phrase to ensure he gets on your level.
by MgC1638383 April 18, 2025
"Sorry for that, but oh what a great 60 seconds! please, allow me to return a favor"
"Oh, you're just saying"
"No, I am willing to put my mouth where your diamond is"
"Oh, you're just saying"
"No, I am willing to put my mouth where your diamond is"
by goldlicker July 30, 2021
sometimes it’s okay to be a bit selfish and there will be times over the next 12 months when you really must put your own interests first no matter what that might mean for other people. What you do for yourself will benefit them too later on
sometimes it’s okay to be a bit selfish and there will be times over the next 12 months when you really must put your own interests first no matter what that might mean for other people. What you do for yourself will benefit them too later on
by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 15, 2025
Telling someone who usually takes forever to go get ready.
Slow snail diva princess bitch hurry up forever
Slow snail diva princess bitch hurry up forever
by Roofus5% April 02, 2016
bob- “i had sex with kaz the other day, i think she might be pregnant”
kim- “shoulda put something on the end of it.”
kim- “shoulda put something on the end of it.”
by ghxstz February 13, 2023
After a long day of hiking, we were all famished and eagerly putting on the feed bag at the all-you-can-eat buffet.
by I am the dreamer in the ocean April 07, 2024