Skip to main content

Punch of Geeks

Term for a group of individuals who match the description of geek, ie: physically uncoordinated, weak and/or unattractive men or women, with extremely focused interests in computers, toys, comic books and/or various other niche subjects. Parallels include a Murder of Crows, a Flock of Geese, a Pod of Whales or a Herd of Cattle.

Origin: Coined accidentally by Eric Vespe ("Quint") by incorrectly spelling phrase 'bunch of geeks' as 'punch of geeks' during an interview with Jane Goldman on April 13, 2010 at Aint It Cool News.
1. So Kelly and me were at the mall, passing that game store, when a punch of geeks came pouring out with all their books and dice bags.

2. Can you punch of geeks tell me where the Star Trek convention is?
by blogtopus April 14, 2010
mugGet the Punch of Geeks mug.

Appalachian Punch

A potent alcoholic beverage made by mixing Mountain Dew with moonshine and so named because of its popularity amongst the people of Appalachia. Appalachian Punch is known for being highly intoxicating and for its role in causing tooth decay.
The intoxicated teens were found unconscious, their teeth long ago rotted out of their skulls from years of drinking too much Appalachian Punch.
by ÜberSasquatch October 28, 2013
mugGet the Appalachian Punch mug.

Fetus Punching

The act of punching some one so hard in the stomach, that they make a strange squealing noise before falling to the ground, writhing in pain.
Friend 1: I swear to God! If you even try to do that, I will Fetus Punch you so hard!
Friend 2: HAHAHHAhAHHAHAHA(Tries to rape his friend.)
(Friend 1 punches his friend in the fetus.)
Friend 2: SQUAAALLLLLGLGLGHHHHHH!!!!!
(Friend 2 falls to the ground in pain.)
Friend 2: FETUS PUNCHING IS NOT COOL MAN!!!
by Spoony McSpooner! November 21, 2009
mugGet the Fetus Punching mug.

Skank Punch

Similar to "bitch slap" but definitely much more aggressive in nature. Unlike a bitch slap which might happen without warning, the skank punch should undoubtedly be prefaced with a verbal warning such as, "you better watch out before you get skank punched!" or the simple yet affective, "DON'T GET SKANK PUNCHED!"
My roommate came home last night and wouldn't shut up so I told him he was gonna get skank punched.
by Daniel in Texas January 1, 2009
mugGet the Skank Punch mug.

Cheese Punch

To be punched is the face when you sniff the cheese.

To be kicked in the face by someone with poor foot hygeine.
by Lilobelz February 4, 2010
mugGet the Cheese Punch mug.

Punching the Clown

I walked in on my bro Nate as he was punching the clown. Then I joined.
by TheGordo March 11, 2016
mugGet the Punching the Clown mug.

Cunt Punch

The act of punching a woman's vaginal region because she is a hoe bag
Hey bro i cunt punched that whore and her retarded little sister
by umpaalmpaaaaaa September 28, 2018
mugGet the Cunt Punch mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email