milk puppy

when a dog comes up + jumps on/squeezes your tits.

ouch! -guess what! this milk puppy jumped on me and it really hurt!

by cowandmoo October 18, 2011

milking the monster

masturbate

"I was alone and horny so i was MILKING THE MONSTER"

by Chip Shpeedler August 23, 2011

Chocolate milk

It’s milk that comes from brown cows retard

I shot a cow in the head with chocolate milk

by Chocolate milk retard October 17, 2019

Almond Milk

The scientific term for milk yielded from an almond's teets.

Ted, look at the tits on that almond. I bet it would yield an entire pitcher of almond milk.

by Panda Bear 43 October 22, 2020

Choccy Milk

One of the best online friends of the person writing this. Choccy, if you ever see this: HELLO

Choccy Milk is my bestie

by Wildheart_HC November 8, 2022

Woke milk

Woke milk is a term that defines any alternative or fake milk product made that is not made by the mammary glands of mature female animals. Examples of woke milk are Soy, Almond, Oat and Coconut type liquids. Woke milks are a recent addition to the human dietary profile against animal milks which have been consumed by humans for over two thousand years.

Barista: Morning sir, would you like full fat milk, or one of our woke milk alternatives in your low-fat, fair trade, dry, caramel cappuccino today?

by Dante Caine March 15, 2022

chocolate milk

when u ejaculate into the ass of a woman and you squeeze her cheeks so the shitty cum comes out and you or her or a innocent bystander drinks the shitty cum.

tommy:im cumming!!
sandra:oh yea
tommy:im gonna get me a big glass of chocolate milk.

Lets go make some chocolate milk with your grandma!

by CutBleedDie May 20, 2006