A masturbation technique when you're bored in the restroom or anywhere. The technique is done by taking a shit on a piece of toilet paper or paper towel and wrapping it around which ends up looking an egg roll then inserting your penis into the warm and smelly lubricating sensation and fucking the shit like a fleshlight. The origin of this technique derives its name from alabama hot pocket and the appearance resembling an egg roll.
Tom's girlfriend rejected his request to do an alabama hot pocket on her. Thus, he proceeded to the restroom and decided to make an alabama egg roll for himself.
Guy 1: Dude, I'm so horny and feel like taking a shit. I want to do an alabama hot pocket on my girlfriend, you think she'll let me?
Guy 2: Probably not. She'll dump you.
Guy 1: Isn't there anything similar I can do without grossing out my girl and keep our relationship going?
Guy 2: Hmm..try doing an alabama egg roll.
Guy 1: What's that?
Guy 2: It's like an alabama hot pocket, except you're doing it on yourself.
Guy 1: Thanks bro! Will do!
Guy 1: Dude, I'm so horny and feel like taking a shit. I want to do an alabama hot pocket on my girlfriend, you think she'll let me?
Guy 2: Probably not. She'll dump you.
Guy 1: Isn't there anything similar I can do without grossing out my girl and keep our relationship going?
Guy 2: Hmm..try doing an alabama egg roll.
Guy 1: What's that?
Guy 2: It's like an alabama hot pocket, except you're doing it on yourself.
Guy 1: Thanks bro! Will do!
by Iluvpunsbudidunluvu March 04, 2011
Going to a strip club early in the morning and catching the breakfast buffet. Obviously the strip club has to serve breakfast, of which there are few. Also if you are in las vegas at a strip club until like, 6 in the morning and after blowing all your money on "Legs" you go and get some "Eggs", maybe at the hotel or a diner.
Typically done for a laugh, as first shift strippers are usually trashy.
Typically done for a laugh, as first shift strippers are usually trashy.
Felix: how was vegas?
Tino: dude, it was awesome. out every nite getting wasted, then legs 'n eggs every morning.
Tino: dude, it was awesome. out every nite getting wasted, then legs 'n eggs every morning.
by Justin10E March 21, 2008
This morning I let my bread soak in a whole lot of egg, and then toasted it on a skillet, thereby creating toasted egg-bread.
by serunato September 05, 2009
During intercourse with a female, orgasm into her vaginal crevice, then promptly urinate into it. The resulting mixture closely resembles egg flour soup.
by tangible_taco February 13, 2014
the semen that is ejaculated out of the body through the penis.
when someone is giving you a bj and you don't tell them when you're about to cum
you can ask someone if they want an egg white surprise and then whip out your penis
when someone is giving you a bj and you don't tell them when you're about to cum
you can ask someone if they want an egg white surprise and then whip out your penis
hey you want an egg white surprise ?
sure
ok close your eyes and say ''ahh''
theres your egg white surprise
sure
ok close your eyes and say ''ahh''
theres your egg white surprise
by siy January 09, 2009
Throwing pepper in a girl's face while you butt fuck her so she sneezes and tightens her asshole right as you cum.
"Last night i gave this girl the ole pepper and egg"
"I haven't came without using the ole pepper and egg since 1973."
"I haven't came without using the ole pepper and egg since 1973."
by Steaming Larry March 13, 2009
by Ruckus June 21, 2006