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Noob plx

internet speech for "bitch please". usually used as a term of exasperation for someone new to an online game.
"Hey why is the AWP not on this server? its the best gun in counter strike."
"noob plx gtfo"
by car car vroom vroom December 9, 2008
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Noob

Originated from newbie. It’s commonly used in games like roblox to be ‘offensive’ when really noob just means being knew sooooo all your doing is stating the very obvious fact they had just started that game (or whatever it is)
“HAHA NOOB”
“... I know I’m new to this.. I started today
by Thingsyouprobablydidntknow March 13, 2020
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A person or gamer with the name George Pountney or Crasher929 who is extremely shit at rainbow and goes 3:7 in ranked. He also fingers his dogs and has extremely greasy hair and vapes
OMG, Look at that noob going 3/7 in ranked
by HSnowyy December 30, 2019
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luaske noob

luaske was cool, now its noob
by Luaske was cool May 12, 2018
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Business Noob

When you don't have at least at least 100 Dogecoin.
Joe: I don't have 100 Dogecoin
John: Business noob
by Lego cool yes April 18, 2021
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a "noob" is very similar to a goon, wasteman or simply just a reject.

The last to be informed of motives, link ups etc and usually is a wanna be roadman but still lives with his mum.

Can be referred to as a neek because they think they know too much.

A basic tag-along.
"you're such a fucking noob brev"

"he's the noob of the mandem"

"nah allow it noobs are booky still yna"
by og bossman January 2, 2018
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A noob or nooblet is when it is the first time playing a game, which everyone is at first. And 8-10 year olds tend to think it’s a word that means you’re calling someone an idiot.
The Right Way
George: Wanna play this new game?
Ethan: Sure, I’ve never heard of it before though.
George: Me neither let's play!
Ethan: Wow, we are totally noobs at this game...

The Wrong Way
Henry: Hurry up Aidan, I want to hang out with you!
Aidan: Ugh! Not fair! This stupid noob just killed me and now I have to start all over!
Henry: That’s actually good, let’s hangout now!
Aidan: Fine!!!
by Trinity:) April 25, 2020
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