Poop Mountain

When a party of 2 or more poop in the same toilet without flushing in between use. Ultimately piling up waste.

Dude, I was at the bar last night and walked in on a nasty Poop Mountain. It was awesome.

by DonDictionary February 22, 2025

Mountain Bean

Scots rhyming slang for The Queen, particularly Queen Elizabeth II.

"Did you watch the Mountain Bean?"

by Gregory IX March 4, 2025

Mountain

Big Rock where no vegetation grows at the peak.

If your "mountain" has trees or grass at the top, it's a hill, not a mountain.

by Eggsploited March 15, 2025

Mountain Beaver Marinade

When you drink a mouthful of Mt. Dew, swish it around inside your mouth, spit it back out in your girl's pussy and then fuck it.

My girlfriend's bedroom has had an ant problem ever since I gave her that Mountain Beaver Marinade last week.

by Lord Tachungus March 22, 2025

Mountain Football

A fart contest. Rules vary from region to region, but the goal is to outfart your opponent(s). Best played in groups, so everyone can vote on various fart attributes such as tone quality, attack, release, aromatic quality, and whether it sounds like a particular animal or vocalization. Dutch-ovening your opponents is an automatic disqualification; crop-dusting is encouraged for extra entertainment.

Vic: Those baked beans were delicious, babe.
Sue: Yep, they sure were. Hope you're limbered up and ready for some Mountain Football tonight.
Vic: *frrrrrp??*
Sue: AHAHAHAAAA, you're ahead of me! That one went up at the end and sounded kind of like a question. I award six points and the extra conversion point for style.

by YuliaTheWitch June 4, 2024

mountain brain

When you are so high in elevation the brain ceases to function at a normal rate. Thus leaving you with dull senses, impaired judgement and stupid grin.

The air is so thin up here that I feel like I have mountain brain.

by mygrubbyglory June 19, 2024

Andes Mountains

Literal stretch of dirt poor Caucasian trailer trash that spams Perú, Bolivia and Ecuador.

Ugly, trashy Caucasians who look like Ray Romano and Snooki Polizzo.

Andes Mountains have some dirt poor Caucasians, particularly in Perú, Bolivia, Ecuador.

Evelyn from 90 Day Fiance appeared in basic race play; there is a memorable scene where her Neanderthal ass was seated next to 3 gorgeous Native Americans.

Like dirt poor Caucasians? Try Bolivia or Perú, Ray Romano and Snooki Polizzo finna do it for you.

by Lil Miss Hood Baby Mila 👸🏻🥇 August 5, 2024