no meat pete

I make small in Stanture and in penis length as well as girth. Typically has hair that cover his forehead and gets easily offended by the most minuscule of things. Usually has difficulty in the bedroom

Yo did you here how mad no meat Pete got when becca told him his peter was small?

by Big_time_geezer69 December 23, 2016

Sheet meat

Human feaces, or bowel butter, smeared inside a bed - normally after someone shits themselves in their sleep (see nocturdal emission).

Jack looked like a fucken shit burrito in his room, covered in sheet meat, after his curry-induced nocturnal emmisson.

by Zonal K September 10, 2019

Meat Derby

A gangbang without any penetration, rather a series of mushroom slaps, resulting in many many facials.

That chick was in a series of meat derbies.

That was a meat derby of epic proportions.

by Jizz Factory May 4, 2010

Meat Blender

During foreplay between the male and female teenagers "rubbing movements" occur over the penal and vaginal area outside the pants and clothes.

A Meat Blender occurs when the male is wearing jeans and the zipper finds a way to make skin contact onto his penis therefore, "blending his meat".

"dude me and my girl friend were gonna have sex after we were out of the movies, but while we were doing some foreplay she cut my dick up on my zipper"

-Yeah I know, she told me that so I filled in for you,-

"You fucking Asshole!"
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the meat blender is a move often preformed by unexperianced foreplayers.

by fenderbass7 October 29, 2009

meat dress

Otherwise known as an uncircumcised penis, a "meat dress" is the foreskin on one's penis that has yet to be removed.

So I was hooking up with this Jew-boy and was incredibly relieved to find his lack of a meat dress. Thank God for stereotypes.

by MeatDressKilla January 11, 2014

Meat head

An enormous, muscular man who lifts weights for countless hours in the gym in order to get big. Usually wear cut offs and shirts as tight as leggings to expose their muscles. Always have a jug of water with them everywhere. The only subject that you will hear them talking about is weightlifting and protein. They tend to drive fast sports cars or street bikes. They are mostly seen at Planet Fitness getting their pump on since it's the most legitimate gym out there. They bench press more than what they squat which is why you see some of them with big upper bodies and skinny legs. Constantly say bodybuilding quotes such as "Go Big or Go Home" and "No Pain No Gain". They always communicate with bro and like to compare muscle sizes. Have ruined the sport of bodybuilding.

Hey dude check out that meat head benching 300lbs. I bet he couldn't even squat half of that with those skinny ass legs.
Hey look at those meat heads over there curling heavy weight but they sure are bending their back.

by vinceboy September 2, 2014

Meat Mucus

Cum,Semen,Jizz,Spooge,Sperm,Spunk

mouth my man muscle marvolously til i make meat mucus all over your mammaries

by BrenanC August 11, 2008