July 17

National "take a shower/bath with your soulmate". It isn't always sexual, you can just wash each other and be happy.

Boyfriend: Do you know what day is it?
Girlfriend: July 17, the national shower/bathe with your s/o?
Boyfriend: Exactly, wanna celebrate it?
Girlfirend: Sure!

by mikeroast July 11, 2022

julie bae

the most swag chaotic sweet kpop/kdrama stan ever (best friend too <3)

"damn julie bae has the swag, personality and most importantly, me of course"

by stanmydyinggrannyback<3 December 30, 2020

july 31

tiktok user pubetwt 10k followers Moment

chloe: Omgmgmmgm pubetwt reached 10k followrws todayb because it's july 31!! max: hooray huzzah wonderful day!!

by tootfartnuggetbucket July 31, 2023

Juli

The most gorgeous girl you will ever meet. Usually with blonde, gold-spun hair and blue or green eyes. If you meet a Juli you should never let her out your life - she has a amazing, funny personality and always knows how to make you laugh. A Juli always has a beautiful smile and a banging body all boys who know a Juli always catch some types of feeling.

Woah, Bro! That's Juli shes a perfect 10! No I mean 15!

by ummmmmokkkk September 24, 2020

18 July 2022

Krissing day! The day where everyone spreads misinformation to fool others and then send them the famous Kris Jenner "KRISSED" meme.

Ellyn: YO BRO TODAY THEY ARE ANNOUNCING THE 5TH SEASON OF STRANGER THONGS OMGGG
Iza: WAIT FRRR?
Ellyn: gitchi gitch yaya tata
Iza: ...what?
Ellyn: Its 18 July 2022!
Iza: NOOOOOOO

by Youjustgotkrissedlol July 19, 2022

July 11

July 11 is the worst day ever. This day is always gloomy and rainy. It’s when the worst of the worst are born. If you are born on July 11, you probably enjoy torturing people, have a bad personality, and like anchovies on pizza. If you know someone born on July 11 cut them out of your life, before they ruin it.

Boy: Ew, look at that girl.
Boy 2: Yeah she was born on July 11.

by Jordablizz November 27, 2023

July

The time of year people go on vacation and don't think about basketball or sports they aren't playing on vacation.

Guy in July nowadays- Thank god the NBA Finals are over and done with, having them in July is like having the Super Bowl on Christmas or New Years, silly bullshit somebody would do/have done to prove they can (to prove they have the power to do it and people should at least respect their bank account if they are not going to respect them).

by The Original Agahnim June 21, 2021