Full Johnson

Full Johnson is a way of life. Carrying yourself so upright, so erect. Just powering through life like a hard cock.

I was living lower than a flappy flaccid penis until I started going into life Full Johnson. It changed everything.

by @Scungilli_Man October 3, 2023

Bryan Johnson

Big Dick!!! The moment when someone tells,

You follow Bryan Johnson protocol

by Shaiq_0563019668(🇦🇪) October 20, 2023

Manila Johnson

Used to describe someone that spends all day sh*tposting, usually at work

Zoo Wee Muma!!! You are being such a Manila Johnson, do some work!!!!

by RowleyWimpyJefferson November 2, 2023

Silky Johnson

Idiot who sits on WCCFTECH (tech site) all day long calling people poor and rigless.

Silky Johnson here! AMD still slow? Stop being poor! Show me your CPU-Z validation.

by AMDolt November 16, 2023

Skibidi Johnson

A "Skibidi Johnson" is ones way of referring to their or another's penis in a more joking, or satire matter.

Person 1: "Teacher! He's touching my Skibidi Johnson"

Person 2: "No I am not!"

by BigPapaSnail November 24, 2023

Phoenix Johnson

Phoenix Johnson is a one in only girl that loves the outdoors and is probably a pot head

Josh: hey I'm going to smoke with Phoenix Johnson, you coming?

by Thatoneguy00000000 November 26, 2023

Stretch Johnson

When your Johnson (cock) is between your lover's arse cheeks whilst you spoon her and she clamps onto your foreskin and proceeds to stretch it like a "Stretch Armstrong" toy.

My girlfriend clamped onto my cock and proceeded to Stretch Johnson with her arse cheeks and proceeded to stretch it, before he was hard enough to then slip it in.

by SmoothBallBearings September 3, 2024