Scenic jerk

Beating it to Mother Nature, getting it off to the beauty of the earth

Josh and I ripped a scenic jerk last night!

by anonymous November 26, 2023

phantom jerk

When a man, whose penis is locked in a chastity cage, places a dildo at the place where usually his hard penis would be, and strokes the dildo, tricking the brain into thinking that he's stroking his penis, thus triggering an ejaculation. Similar to how a crippled person would scratch a lost limb.

"Hey, how is your time in chastity going?"-
"Very frustrating, but I've almost mastered the phantom jerk."

by ElzearYoung December 7, 2023

on jerk

Used for emphasis in a similar way as “on jah” or “on god,” but with even more emotion/urgency

“I swear on my nans and that’s ON JERK”

by get_josh December 12, 2023

jerk off

Putting one's hand in the shape of a fist, leaving a hole in the middle to place over the male genitals. Once the process begins, rubbing their fist repeatedly in an up and down motion to the point where one begins to ejaculate semen. During this period of time, the constant physical touch brings one sexual please, allowing themself to release any built up tension or stress.

"Oh my god, I really need a nice jerk off session tonight."
"I started jerking off to porn, I came everywhere"

by wngacc.29 July 8, 2023

Jerk

the term "jerk" refers to a sex maneuver in which the female participant queefs on a piece of beef jerky, and then gives it to an unsuspecting male.

Yo bro, do you think that skanky bitch emily jerked all over this beef jerky?

Yeah bro, totally.

by SexGod92821021 August 3, 2023

jerk to the beat

The act of jerking off to a song or beat that you can hear

I was about to watch some Phub and I heard some 50 cent on my tv I proceeded to jerk to the beat

by Bl0wj0b98 August 4, 2023

Corporate Circle Jerk

(1) When a company makes a change to its structure, platform, or logo to bandwagon political correctness. This is to virtue signal and/or make good their past misdeeds, but realistically it was all for raising revenue through marketing.

While proclaiming their altruism and stroking their egos, the businessmen at the top stroke something else at a corporate circle jerk knowing fully well that dollar bills are about to rain down on them.

Person 1:

Did you know it's June already?

Person 2:
When did you find out?

Person 1:
All the major brands changed their logos.

Person 2:
*sighs* The corporate circle jerk is upon us.

by Baron von Beuge August 20, 2023