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Metaphysical Jerk Circle

a group activity purely done for the self-aggrandizement of its members through actions that clearly undercut its original goals; the activity reflects something far closer to a jerk circle than to what it was initially intended to be

also referred to as MJC for more discrete discussion
Jessie retired from college debate after realizing it was a Metaphysical Jerk Circle.

Benjamin realized college debate was a Metaphysical Jerk Circle when he watched a debate of Specisism vs Racial Capitalism when the original topic was carbon emissions.
by Masterdebator1 May 27, 2025
mugGet the Metaphysical Jerk Circlemug.

bangladeshi jerk

by hugedickrandy August 14, 2025
mugGet the bangladeshi jerkmug.

Jerk off

My parents nearly caught me jerk off last night! Hid the picture and dik
by AngelDustsFuckBuddy April 25, 2025
mugGet the Jerk offmug.

sloth jerk

when a girl jerks you off slowly
"Helena gave me a sloth jerk last night."
by natahoe666 September 1, 2016
mugGet the sloth jerkmug.

jerk spot

An are area where one/two people would preform sexual activates.
by weedKilla1987 April 28, 2010
mugGet the jerk spotmug.

Closet Jerk

Someone who acts generous during their hours on a work shift. However, they don’t act very civil during their own time outside of their occupation.
“Wow! I noticed Kyle dosen’t seem nice most of the time. But, when he is a work. He behaves well, & is very friendly. He definitely is a “Closet Jerk”
by Trippyness211 May 8, 2021
mugGet the Closet Jerkmug.

jerk off

"did you just jerk off on me!?"
by daddy_chill69 December 10, 2020
mugGet the jerk offmug.

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