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Toilet Jerk

The toilet jerk is when you jerk off on the toilet. Most likely to happen after being denied from a female or before taking a shower.
John: Yo this chick finessed me tonight after she said she was gonna come thru and suck some dick.

Adam: Damn man, rip a toilet jerk and call it a night.
by JT slay November 10, 2022
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Jerk

The nickname of a dude who dips across the country and doesnt come back
Yea I heard he/she pulled a jerk I still havent heard from he/she
by FelipeThePig November 10, 2022
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jerk corn

"Cedella-lets get some jerk corn"
"Damerae - Okay!"
by 7thgrade November 12, 2022
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extreme circle jerk

When five guys sit with their dicks out around one in the middle the one in the middle has a pocket pussy and places the pocket pussy on their dick and quickly lifts it and turns to the other guy and repeats this gets progressively faster until one cums and he's out this continues until everyone nuts who ever got out first has to drink the all of the cum out of the pocket pussy
I can't believe I lost to Michael last night when we played extreme circle jerk
by N69gaming September 20, 2022
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Jerk

A person usually male who acts shitty
What a jerk” Emily said as she pulled out her riffle and shot the man.
by Jaguar28 September 20, 2022
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National Jerk Off Day

On October 14th, this national holiday will be a free day to please yourself. This is the one time of year to masturbate, unless you're a sinner.
by peepeepoopooman420 October 11, 2022
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Jerking Off June

Jerking Off June: To jerk off as much as you can during June
Person 1: "I don't want to jerk off"
Person 2: "But its Jerking Off June"
Person 1: "FUCK"
by zSynergy October 12, 2022
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