perogie tits

man boobs, that resemble perogies, or floppy boobs on ukranian girls

andy: "uhhhhh"
as he rubs his hands on his perogy tits

check out the perogie tits on jamie

by Stephanie H September 5, 2005

shits for tits

when a female has small breasts, but extremely large dark brown nipples.

Vince: hey Ralph you see that stripper over there.
Ralph: yea, she definitely has some shits for tits.
Vince: we need to get the fuck out of here.
Ralph: i can almost smell them from here.

by Vincerelli March 11, 2008

rock tit

Rock tit is what happens to your nipples when they get cold, or in some cases, when one gets horny. Rock tit is characterized by a sudden hardening of the nipples, hence the name.
More "severe" cases of rock tit, where ones nipples are so hard they could shatter bones, is named "Diamond tit".

Joe: Dude, you should have put on a better shirt for today.
Hal: Why's that?
Joe: It's cold out and I can see your rock tit.
Hal: Aww shit!
Joe: Attractive.

by LordFishstcks July 17, 2007

Big Tit

a silly idiot

Dont be a big tit

by trala-la July 29, 2009

Grenade Tits

Tits that are the same or similar size to grenades

she aint worth rootin if she got grenade tits!

by Mysta D March 28, 2010

Tits and Tea

This is a classic position of lovers looking to rekindle the spark. First a woman lays on her back upon a table or long, flat surface (it is key that she is in the buff). Then her lover (also nude) straddles her face while gently placing his testicles and scrotum along her mouth and neck. Next he positions himself in a way that his erect member, can smoothly sail the region between her twin peaks.

Joseph: I broke up with Trisha last night.

Justin: Aw shucks man, why?
Joseph: That strumpet refused to have Tits and Tea before bed.

Justin: Good riddance!

by 902 boys October 6, 2011

afro tits

When the hair forms around the nipples causing it to look like an afro.

"Hey check out laurel she has some great afro tits."

by asdfas May 27, 2006