toilet baby

A baby mistaken for a monster turd.

Joe: Man, look at that guy. I heard he was a toilet baby.
Bob: Dude, what?
Joe: His mom thought she had to drop a deuce, but it turned out that she gave birth when she found him swimming in the crapper.

by kumar0009 December 9, 2007

baby batter

jizz, cum, ejaculation, sperm, man juice, ect...

Get me a kleenex to clean up this baby batter!

by Courtney January 27, 2004

baby bitch

A nice guy that ends up being some hot chick's free babysitter while she goes out and has fun.

Dick became a hot twenty four year old's baby bitch as she went out all night and partied.

by Dick Darlington March 2, 2005

hollister baby

A boy, usually a freshman in high school, wears only hollister or other over priced clothing labels, only because he has no sense of personal style. Most of the time is chubby and/or short. His parents buy him everything. Synonym to abercrombie baby.

I bet his mom bought him that shirt.

Look at that frosh with his iphone. His zoo york shirt is too tight, and his a+f boxers are sticking out of his pre-ripped jeans. what a hollister baby.

by kefsafdsf May 25, 2008

food baby

A bloated, enlarged, or extremely full abdominal region after having eaten an exorbitant amount of food. Food babies generally cause discomfort and possible gas or embarrassment, but are unavoidable on occasions such as Thanksgiving.

I ate a chocolate cream pie this morning, and I've had a huge food baby all day.

by littlegreenie March 16, 2009

Baby Goggles

When parents are blinded by affection for their newborn child. Even when said child may have been truncheoned by the ugly stick.

Mother: Isn't she beautiful?!
Friend: Wow! Look at the baby on that nose. It seems like you have got a serious case a baby goggles.

by Pseudo-Nympho January 31, 2009

BABY UP

A verbal cock up from the mouth of the Clown Princess of Denmark, whilst explaining to reporters a normal routine with a baby, namely, her daughter. In an effort to conceal her Tassie-Taroona traits whilst speaking, she has a tendency to masticate diction into bogan bouillabaisse, resulting in an indefinable cacophony - she does the same with Danish!

Clown Princess Mary should be better at both lingoes, but apparently finds both hard to conquer, betraying her alien presence in royal circles, with all her rhetorical bogan blunders, including the strange 'BABY UP'

by ANIPUL March 16, 2009