say sushi without the hi

sus

Me: hey kid say sushi without the hi
Stupid child: sus
Me: :0

by amougus September 24, 2021

Hi I am not real

When somebody says that they are not real

Kid:Hi imaginary my friend
The friend: hi i am not real

by Photo relisted meme 👁👄👁 November 1, 2022

pulling his own weight

when a man had a dick bigger than 1 1/2 feet

that dude is pulling his own weight

by 11182000 December 6, 2016

Kissing his own ass

The act of boasting about one's attributes or accomplishments, usually before a sizable audience. Self aggrandization of the highest order. Usually carried out in the absence of underlings who would normally carry out such a task for the self ass-kisser.

"Professor Smith spent half the lecture talking about his double doctorate and the 39 papers he wrote."

"Yeah, he was really kissing his own ass eh?"

by Spastik August 1, 2016

singing his ass off

Refers to a singer who has a flat voice or regularly wanders off key.

Guy 1: Let's go to The Station tonight.
Guy 2: Oh man. I can't take that band that plays over there. That little short dude's gonna be singing his ass off and I'll be cringing all night long.

by exitflagger May 6, 2008

Hi, how are you today

Like if your doing good, dislike if your not doing so well

Hi, how are you today boss. Good Jimmy.

by JéŝùśCĥŕïŝt April 15, 2021

Rip Out His Skeleton

Having a vigorous wank.

Pulling so hard on it there is a chance all your bones will come out.

Don't go in to the office!

Why?

David is looking at Granny porn and trying to rip out his skeleton, again

by Cheese Daddy September 16, 2010