flopping the bishop

Beating it, masterbating, spanking it, jerking off, crankin one out, wanking off, waxing the wand, stroking the snake.

"My mom walked in as I was flopping the bishop."

by G 40 June 27, 2008

flower child

someone "born happy-go-lucky" pretty, much, a hippie, environmentalist, etc

Person 1: Love Peace and Happiness!!!

Person 2: You're totally a flower child

by flower child May 26, 2006

Floppy Horse

After your done blowing your load and your dick starts going limp.

ahhh.... baby im a floppy horse

by Vengeance June 5, 2005

Flobbyknockers

An expression of annoyance used instead of the word 'shit' 'fuck' etc.

Oh flobbyknockers! I just remembered I've got an appointment to have a Brazilian bikini wax done and I've worn my giant-Granny pants with the holes in them.

by Erica Munter March 1, 2007

flouseball

Flouseball is a game played in a living room of a flouse (see flouse), it is a free for all game with a minimum of 3 players and no maximum. the basic premise of the game is to get the ball past the goalie and through the doorway or 'goal' of the living room by whatever means at your disposal short of seriously injuring them, no weapons allowed, any soft ball no bigger than a tennis ball will do, even a balled up piece of paper, first to either 3, 5 or 10 wins. The fewer clothes the better as stuff tends to get torn and it gets hot! in the event of a argument over who scored or a tie, all decisions must be made by the nearest female.

Me and the guys had a great game of flouseball last night, tom got knocked unconscious!

by richard. d August 29, 2007

floombash

the act of placing one's hand into the anal cavity of one's body. Pretty much its mostly pertaining to (but not limited to) someone shoving their hand up their own ass (it is possible, just look around on the internet)

1. Jen: So, yeah, I just got the movie Rent on dvd, did you want to come over and watch it?
Bobby: Rent? I'd rather floombash myself with a hulk hand

2. Chris: Hey man, you don't look so good. You feeling ok?
Steve: Yeah, man I feel like shit. I feel like I just got floombashed by Wolverine.

by Em Owe June 30, 2007

Flokid

Flokid is a term used to describe some rather cool people. Flo is short for fluorescent.

To Be A Flokid You Must :

1. Wear Fluorescent Clothes.
2. Own Glowsticks At All Times( You Never Know When There's Going To Be A Rave )
3. Listen To New Rave & Techno
4. Wear Shades ( Preferably Fluorescent )
5. Know & Use Flokid Slang Such As Uber, Noob & Thag.

OhMeGad. She is uber Flo !
I wish i was a Flokid but I'm just a stupid Noob.
We better go buy some glowsticks and Flo.
Look !! A rave, perfect place for us Flokids.

by The Original FloKids February 24, 2008