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Fat Lard

Someone who is fat & just sits on the couch like a fat lard.
Ewww, look at that fat bitch, Michelle
. She's such a fat lard, always laying there & eating.
by Shortyyy3054 November 2, 2014
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Fat Americano

Invented in the fall of 2010 at Bourbon Street Cafe in Los Angeles, a "Fat Americano" is a shot of espresso served over soda and ice. The inventor of this drink, "Barista Paul" prefers to enjoy this beverage with 7-Up for the soda.

The name is derived from the already popular beverage "Americano," which is a shot of espresso over water. Trying to stay consistent with American pop culture, Barista Paul thought that adding the word "Fat" to signify the replacement of water with soda would be appropriate.
I'd like to order a fat americano with 7-Up, please.

This fat americano is delicious! Why didn't anyone think of this before?
by Barista Paul November 11, 2010
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fat spliff

"woah man, this is a fat spliff. i'm gonna google what we should do with this thing"
"just smoke it"
"yeah man just wait a second"
"you arent gonna find anything"
"wait ok. so i think we should smoke it."
"OK COOL"
by fatspliffs4lyfe November 27, 2013
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fat girl

A rather large marijuana cigarrette.
by ja splitter April 9, 2008
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fat cow

bovine mammal with inordinate volume of fat tissue
Yo 'sup?! This beef is only 80% lean - must have come from one fat cow, mothafucka!
by Truth2Power August 24, 2004
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fat faggot

A person who for whatever reason sucks completely and utterly.
by goingfarok May 16, 2009
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fat whore

(adj.) The worst kind of fat whores are the guy kind. Especially fat ugly guys who hit on you only so they can *try* and get some for when him and the gf break up for a weekend (which they end up doing) and then leads you on, doesn't recipricate, and secretly gets back together with his ex. Oh. And he's a bad kisser. And still ugly.
Ohmygod. Patrick didn't recipricate AGAIN. I really like him...but this is getting to be too much.
You mean it wasn't too much when he had a gf?..
shut up.
Ha well I say you give him another hand job..
WHAT?
Yeah but don't finish it. That fat whore could use a couple blue balls to set his chubby self straight.
by thenicecheerleader July 29, 2009
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