A fantastical synonym for Bullshit, Horseshit, etc. Used to describe an undesirable situation or outcome.
Dungeon Master: Roll for initiative.
Paladin: *Rolls*
Dungeon Master: Nat 1.
Paladin: That's dragon dookie!
Paladin: *Rolls*
Dungeon Master: Nat 1.
Paladin: That's dragon dookie!
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A Glock Dookie is a slang term originating in prison culture, referring to a makeshift weapon where bodily fluids or feces are placed into a container (like a toothpaste tube or bottle) and used to squirt or throw at someone, often as an act of aggression or intimidation. It is named humorously after the Glock handgun for its "weapon-like" usage.
During the prison fight, one inmate caught everyone off guard by using a glock dookie to attack his opps
by fish.emoji_ January 17, 2025
Get the Glock Dookie mug.That hard painful first section of feces that starts a semi-constipated poop session. Dropping a Dole Dookie feels like you're pushing a baby pineapple out your anus.
by NavyRhino January 18, 2026
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Get the Glock dookie mug.“Naughty minx is in the normal doggy-style position with her male positioned behind her while balancing on both feet. It allows deep penetration, ball-slapping enhancement on her clit and also provides the accepting female with the mental stimulation to take her to the next level knowing her stud is physically superior to most if not all others being able to hold this position for seconds, if not minutes or hours! Done.”. Ricules, again!
Shit fire......it was so on I had to pull out the Atomic Doggie Style on her. The normal knee-scaping doggie wouldn't do it!!
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