When a man puts one condom on and lathers it in hot sauce, then puts another on after the first one. Next he has sex with a girl until one of the condoms breaks and one of them feels fire from below
by WoodyJohnson69420 January 18, 2021
Get the Hot crotchmug. The term was first coined - CROTCH LAMBADA - at the University of Georgia in 1994. It was named after the movie - LAMBADA - THE FORBIDDEN DANCE. The term refers to dancing very closely together while rubbing crotches together. It was later simplified and spread as "CROTCHING". Its more accurate and descriptive than the more popular term "GRINDING". The vernacular is usually used as a verb but can be used as a noun as well.
"Man - I loved crotching her last night!"
"Let's go crotching tonight"
"You see that hot guy I was crotching with last night?"
"Yes, you got crotched big time."
"Let's go crotching tonight"
"You see that hot guy I was crotching with last night?"
"Yes, you got crotched big time."
by Grandmasterwhoopass May 12, 2022
Get the Crotchingmug. When a woman rubs her legs together in close proximity to someone she is attracted to, to hint that she is aroused. (Like a cricket does to attract a mate)
by 0hotm0mma0 November 10, 2022
Get the Crotch Cricketsmug. A female or male with an itchy or irritated pubic mound. Sometimes could be related to the sexually transmitted disease "crabs". Commonly caught in California.
by TheMindsI March 13, 2011
Get the California crotch cricketsmug. Guy: I need another drink.
Bartender: you just ordered a minute ago.
Guy: I know, I got crotched!
Bartender and Guy in unison: at Least it's happy hour.
Bartender: you just ordered a minute ago.
Guy: I know, I got crotched!
Bartender and Guy in unison: at Least it's happy hour.
by raisindisliker June 17, 2018
Get the Crotchedmug. by MarkieMarkOG December 20, 2013
Get the crotch syrupmug. Much like impotence for men, a crotch coma is a period of time when your lady parts cannot physically perform despite any emotional urge to get busy
I'm super attracted to him but no matter how good the foreplay is, I'm in crotch coma and cannot respond sexually.
by 518cargirl May 10, 2021
Get the Crotch comamug.