Chinese Riverboat

When a man is penetrating that sweet poon poon, he fists the women right in the mothafucking ass and finds where his dick is in the vagina and starts to rub his dick from the anal canal until he cums in a furious rage.
Jerry got shit all over his hand after doing a Chinese Riverboat in a well mannered prostitute.
by The Awesome Putin October 17, 2015
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Chinese tennis

Tennis but you can’t see the ball
Jun: where da ball!?
Mei: I don’t know man where da ball? this is some Chinese tennis shit!
by Xerts March 05, 2022
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Chinese Tennis

When you and a friend hold hands and slap each other in the back of the hand until one of you can't stand it anymore
Bro 1 1: bro, wanna play Chinese Tennis
Bro 2: What's that

Bro 1: *slap*
by ravenpajamas535 January 31, 2022
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Chinese Chadney

Wen Zhang, the one and only aircraft carrier
Got carried by Chinese Chadney in advanced math again
by Hockeywomen19 September 23, 2021
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Chinese Box Theory

A mysterious virus found in chinese females boxes. In 2021 a man became infected with the Chinese Box Flu, infected all of america and killed everyone
YOOOO BRO DID YOU HEAR ABOUT REY? HE WAS PATIENT ZERO OF THE CHINESE BOX THEORY
by clifsamuels December 10, 2021
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Chinese checkers

Description of the never ending power grab, soap opera with the sale and control over Tik Tok.
That Tik Tok deal has been like watching Chinese checkers.
by September 22, 2020
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Chinese Wiener Trap

A Chinese Wiener trap is when you and a friend go balls deep in a newborn kitten, one dives into the mouth, the other dips into the buttcheckks, the younger the tighter of course! Now you will both rupture through the heart, and splooge into eachother's meatus by this time you will both yank out of your respective ends violently and attempt to rip the little rascal in half, if failed please repeat all previous steps with a new kitten. If successful the rear end plugger should be out clean and the upper lip plumber should be left with fangs in the foreskin.
Me and a friend went and bought some kittens to perform Chinese Wiener Traps on.
by Orion Woodward November 12, 2017
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