take one of the captain

1. Taking a picture of your dick or asking someone else to. Often said or requested when someone is already taking a picture.

2. Snapping a dick pic

1. She's so thirsty , I'm gonna take one of the captain .

2. Boyfriend: hey, I'm gonna send you some selfies tonight.

Girlfriend: don't forget to take one of the Captain Too ;)

Boyfriend: Only if you send me some too

Girlfriend: Deal!

by PlasmaPony May 22, 2018

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Captain Logic

Captain Logic: we all here?
Crew: Aye!

by athemwdkl w September 15, 2022

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A derogatory term for a faggot who has taken on the persona of the infamous Captain Jack Sparrow from those gay pirate movies.

(Southerner) "Hey whats with the monkey Captain Jackswallows?"

(Typical Yankee) "Shut up prick she's my girlfriend....racist."

by SweetDee! June 06, 2011

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The act of where you defecate on top of a girl's chest while she is sleeping or unaware and then punching the feces.

by xoyoungz October 31, 2007

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by Amaz1ng3 January 17, 2018

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What you call little siblings brother when your mom is around.

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