This is the strongest being in the universe. God may pray to chazi but chazi prays to Captain Fun. Captain fun lays down justice and fun to all wrong doers.
by MemesandTrees September 17, 2020
Get the Captain Funmug. Guy 1 :that looks like captain chin
Guy 2: no that cant be they only have 4 chins
Guy 3: Cheyennes at work anyways
Guy 2: no that cant be they only have 4 chins
Guy 3: Cheyennes at work anyways
by 8th wonder of the world May 16, 2019
Get the Captain chinmug. Da infamous Scottish pirate-leader who made his fortune by setting fire to conquered ships and then extorting them for huge sums to bribe him to extinguish da flames.
I dunno if those puny wine-bottle-sized fire-extinguishers would be all dat effective on huge clippers or schooners dat were engulfed in flames --- Captain Kidde might have had to switch to da larger "Adultte" brand of extinguisher to properly put out said towering infernos.
by QuacksO0 May 30, 2025
Get the Captain Kiddemug. A guy who is usually a huge dick. One becomes drum captain because of seniority, regardless of musical skill. The band director usually lets the drum captain get away with anything. Assigns himself the best parts in songs while everybody else gets shit on and put on cymbals.
Drum Captain: Hey, I'm putting you on bells despite the fact you're a better musician than I am for this song while me and my friends are gonna play snare.
Other Percussionist: Dude, fuck you. Bells only play for 13 measures in the entire song.
Captain: But you can read music.
Percussionist: Not my fault you can't.
Captain: You're a faggot.
Percussion: At least I'm not a huge dick.
Other Percussionist: Dude, fuck you. Bells only play for 13 measures in the entire song.
Captain: But you can read music.
Percussionist: Not my fault you can't.
Captain: You're a faggot.
Percussion: At least I'm not a huge dick.
by Pkshn April 26, 2014
Get the drum captainmug. When an Amazon Driver has to do a variety of things such as complete another driver's route unexpectedly or rescue multiple people in a short amount of time.
by WiselSkielGrannel October 30, 2023
Get the Captain Saveahoemug. 
Get the Mike Ostroski Is Captain Underpantsmug. Captain Chonk Chonk is our lord and saviour. His immense power is enough to squash 69 coconuts at once.
by Chonky Boi 69 December 5, 2020
Get the captain chonk chonkmug.