Boner Dispenser

A person, usually female, that causes a males penis to become erect very quickly

amy is a boner dispenser.... ;p

by TheAlmightyBonerDispenser July 28, 2011

rona boner

An interminable condition caused by extended periods spent in self-isolation during the Coronavirus pandemic of 2020 absent of sexual stimulus from another human.

a) Tom's Rona Boner is getting pretty bad, he straight up just changed his facebook cover photo to a dick pic.
b) They've limited the purchase quantity of vaseline at the local supermarket - that'll be on account of the Rona Boner.

by Haunted Fax Machine March 30, 2020

boner stoner

Someone who gets high, then tries to bone anyone in sight. Typically has a boner.

Dude kevin was suck a boner stoner last night.

by sexyman10 June 6, 2014

Vocal Boner

When you're high and slowly start talking louder and louder due to your excitement about the topic of conversation.

Girl: Woah stop talking so loud you're getting a vocal boner.

Girl 2: Oh shit sorry I was just so excited!!
Guy: You need to stop getting these! We're gonna get booked.

by rathergethead June 14, 2014

boner canoe

When a man slides his boner between the lips of a woman's vagina without penetrating. The act of boner canoeing is often done in a pool, river, or lake.

Dude! Look over there, Jared is giving Tina a boner canoe!

by BreakBeatDrums August 15, 2015

Boner Mitten

A knitted pice of clothing similar to a glove that several boners can fit into for the purpose of staying snug and warm.

It was an especially cold winter so the boy's grandmother knitted them a stylish but functional boner mitten.

by stinky thumbs "R"buckles July 24, 2012

Jealousy Boner

A boner that occurs when you witness something so impressive that it turns you on because you wish you could do it to. Not necessarily sexual.

Person 1: Hey Ben! How’s your jealousy boner?
Person 2: My what?!?!
Person 1: Your jealousy boner that you got after you watched Josh eat that mixed kebab without spilling anything!
Person 2: I’m leaving...

by John St.Ben March 3, 2019