Kelly bastard

A Kelly bastard is someone who hates spending money, unnecessarily. This is normally associated and used to describe some residents of Woodlesford in Leeds.

“Fancy a fosters? it’s my
Shout”

“What? Fuck that! It’ll send me rusty before I get pissed!

I’ll have a Stella, peroni or something else that’s expensive. As long as you’re buying.

I’ll get you a water back in return”

“You f***ing Kelly bastard”

by Mrleeds November 22, 2021

Savage bastard

Too be a smooth criminal with a lot women & money

Look at that savage bastard

by Brit3ney November 22, 2021

Fat bastard

A person who is incapable of doing any sort of activity other than shovelling copious amounts of shite down his throat as cum dribbles down his tower of chins

There’s flozzychops, I heard he’s a fat bastard

by anonymous November 30, 2021

Turky bast

When you inseminate Olivia

Person 1: Did you just Turky bast Olivia?
Person 2: yea, don’t worry I sucked out the stuffing

by MoiistyMan January 25, 2022

Short bastard

Describing a character type or a person who is short yet displays chaotic and or mischievous energy examples ( Frank from always sunny, wario, Garfield and zim from invader Zim

My brother is such a short bastard

by King baby 12 January 31, 2022

Pommy bastard

Any person from England you dirty pommy tranny English bastards go stick on a dress dirty sheep shagging bastards same with the Americans dirty tranny bastards!! Either if ur not English or are it you see this I’m gonna chop ur mum up you fat slag and you up

Did you see the pommy bastards o ye he was the biggest hairiest faggots I have ever seen

by I’mgonnakillall you Americans December 12, 2021

Chubby Bastard Baby

A Chubby Bastard Baby is when the baby that has just been born and is very fat.

Wife: OMG babe look at how beautiful our baby is!

Husband: Fuckin hell that’s a Chubby Bastard Baby, I’m outa here.

by ChunkyChestnut February 9, 2022