Redneck Car Wash

When you wash your entire truck with the window cleaning squeegee at the gas station.

Hey Rick do you see that guy right there giving his truck a redneck car wash?

Yeah Lizz, so much for cleaning your windows, unless you have 45 minutes to wait for the squeegee?

by Redzz75 September 20, 2019

Man in car syndrome

Man in car syndrome is when a woman who is having car trouble of some type takes a man (mechanic, co-worker, friend, etc.) for a drive to have him observe the problem and help her diagnose the problem or get it fixed, only to have the problem absolutely REFUSE to reoccur while the man is in the car, thus frustrating her.

After several weeks of her car stalling almost every time she tried to accelerate when it was cold, Jenn took her friend Keith for a ride so he could help her diagnose the problem. But, unfortunately, probably due to man in car syndrome, she couldn't make the car stall and it ran flawlessly. Needless to say, she was frustrated. The whole thing was a hog mount.

by We know it really is broken December 19, 2013

owner of a local car

User of ubran dictionary

Owner of a local car just made the definition of staff job double money

by Owner of a local car November 16, 2022

Rusty Car in the Rain

A dirty sex act with Norm Macdonald, as per Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee.

"How much for a rusty car in the rain?"

by ringbell January 2, 2019

car bomber

a person of middle eastern decent. Whos favorite hobby is usually bombing his neighbors cars.

Allah that damn car bomber put c4 in my back seat.

by Matt Tangradi February 22, 2011

Car jack

When you spontaniously have an old man come to your house with a car jack and he fiercfully stretches your asshole to amazing proportions

You know zillary got a Car Jack at the party, right?

by Carjacker June 16, 2018

Car smile

To smile at someone else in a car with flirtatious intentions. Usually in a traffic jam or at the lights when you notice someone you think is hot and they see you, a "car smile" is a way of letting someone know you like them.

In Ally McBeal she sees a guy at the lights and smiles at him, he just drives off and she get irate because "i gave him car smile" but he drove off uninterested, until she purposefully crashes her car into him to get attention.

by Jon1985 December 15, 2008