A dick jerk reaction

When someone or something causes you to want to suddenly masterbate

Hey Ashley that dress your Wearing is giving me a dick jerk reaction.

Hey look at that chick over there she's so hot it's giving me a dick jerk reaction

by Scumbag33 February 17, 2025

Circle Jerk

A group of guys sit in a circle and and jerk the guy next to them with their right hand, and with their free left hand they watch porn on their phones.

Guy 1: hey the boys are coming over for a little circle jerk, you down?

Guy 2: I’m down bro but I have to remember my phone this time because I got so bored last time.

by Sunny6969 September 2, 2019

jerk off ratio

the ratio of bookmarks to likes on a twitter post

“77 bookmarks 12 likes, dam. thats a high jerk off ratio for a simple blowjob video”

by WaterFlowingUnderground December 24, 2023

JERK jangle January

When you jerk of In every part of the house for the rest of January also called JJJ

I cought Jake doing the JERK jangle January in the family dining room. Creme every were. He definitely spiced up the fake oranges on the table JJJ

by Nustabut January 7, 2021

Sock Jerking

Jerking off into a sock to avoid having to clean up afterwards.

When i don't feel like masturbating and cumming everywhere, I turn to sock jerking.

by Neimess_Jr May 15, 2016

jerk supreme

The max level of a jerk. There is the jerk, there is the super jerk, and then there is the jerk supreme. A jerk supreme does terrible things to people simply because they like watching suffering. When mentioning a jerk supreme, you have to be as dramatic as possible.

Rachel is a JERK SUPREME! Why else would she stick her leg out when I was passing her desk?

by Frozen5110 July 7, 2019

Jerk-tographer

A male who films himself masturbating to completion, often with a smart-phone, and then sends it to women in hope of getting a mercy fuck but almost always finds only rejection. This overweight male often uses his stomach to prop the camera allowing a freehand for prostate massaging.

Lunchbox is a real jerk-tographer. He's got fap videos all over the net. He's taking the masturbation world by storm.

by Tubbie McFunklestein June 16, 2011