Money cow

How your landlord thinks of you.

I feel like my asshole landlord sees me as a money cow and not a human being.

by Cold nose September 15, 2022

Cow

ur mom

Person 1: "Yo, look at that fat cow!"
Person 2:"Hey that cow looks like ur mom111111!!!!!!!"

by A really unoriginal person December 21, 2021

Cow neck

The act of deep throat being performed by a large woman

“Did you see Blinks trying to get some cow neck last night? He tried to bait her in by feeding her croutons!”

by Church boners July 6, 2018

cow

Champion. Of. Winning

Damn you are cow on that round

by hamburcks April 17, 2021

cow prancing

The act of walking over several naked fat women or men depending on your type and crushing their genitalia

Yo did you hear about the dude that went “cow prancing” last night

Yeah I heard it was wicked

by BuckShot8697 October 15, 2022

Cow

A weird shaped horse that produces colored flavorful water out of these bags under it's stomach. Humans often squeee the bag and drink the liquid.

I just got some flavored water from that cow. It was delicious.

by queenawkword14 September 5, 2016

Knocking At The Cow's Door

A phrase originated from 19th century Thailand, which is often used today to describe something being weird or abnormal.

John - "Did you see that weird guy at the store?"

Mary - "Yeah, he was Knocking At The Cow's Door."

by CrushedIce785 September 26, 2020