noob

1. a very bad player a any game

2. why do you want to know the meaning of noob

3. if somebody said noob to you he is either joking with you or bullying you depending on the person

4. Nothing more here

you are probably a noob for wanting to know the meaning of it

by Lomyler1 September 24, 2020

Noob

A term or phrase used mainly by nerds and geeks who spend 24/7 on countless pc/video games. The word has literally no purpose in the world and is a waste on the english language. You will have to be a complete moron to use this term. Seriously, no one uses this any more.

Nerd 1: So last night i was on world of warcraft and I battled against some noob with an axe. What a quantum recombobulator!

Nerd 2: Wait that was me! You're such a Windows Vista!!!
Yeah, I went there!

Nerd 1: Oh no you di'int I bet you can't calculate Pi to even one digit!

Geek: I was playing on zombie attack 3 the other night when some noob zombie hit me with my own calculator!

Gangsta: Fuck you man, get your ass outside and learn some better trash talk.

by Cittycat April 15, 2012

Noob

Person who just started playing a video game especially call of duty

Wow Doug is only a level 2 prestige, he is a noob

by Samantha124388 May 2, 2025

the noob song

A song that was popularized by Jackroo which have been taken down sometime in 2020-2022. It used to be pretty popular in 2018

The noob song was popular in 2018.

by when you bottom text February 19, 2023

Noob

Someone who is new to a game, or is not good at the game.

"Oh my god, their such a noob"

by 4za March 4, 2022

Jiffy Noob

The youngest and most inexperienced worker at Jiffy Lube.

Jiffy Noob: Your coolant is bad, I will replace it for $99
Marta: No thanks.

Jiffy Noob: Actually, half the coolant is gone. When I checked it, I forgot it’s under pressure and it is now coating the shop floor.

by Daniel10000 October 3, 2018

noob

mojangel74

Mojangel74 would die instantly and try to carry tha boiis but just doesnt so she is a noob

by ooooooo daddddy June 3, 2018