Whappyjawd

Confused, discombobulated, unsure of oneself.

The students were whappyjawd as they studied for the test.

by Robyn & Richard October 13, 2005

whippetitus

whippetitus - The inabilty to spell an entire post correctly.

an example of whippetitus follows :

liek - (i STILL can't spell like)

by RTF September 2, 2008

pussy whipped

when your whipped

allen messenger is so fuckin pussy whipped

by joe May 11, 2004

mc whopper junior

When u masturbate into a mick double after customers piss you off.

That bitch wanted a double cheeseburger without pickles so i gave her a mc whopper junior..

by bartle December 10, 2009

dick whipped

a man who is head over heels in love with a girl to the point where they’re straight up stupid

Guy 1: “man whats up with Connor?”
Guy 2: “hes straight up dick whipped man. Poor Yu.”

by octopixies May 10, 2018

whippernipple

a device used to hold back your hair in certain activities ex.( washing face, brushing teeth, sex, blow job, eating out)

"Willy, im so sorry my hair was getting in the way of our sensual time, i shouldve brought my whippernipple!"

by Sucking Cuntball September 28, 2008

Mr Whippy Special

When you are having sex with a girl and she does a poo all over your cock and this turns you on and you jizz on her poo then you smash her face into the floor so she has a violent nose bleed which make the jizaz turn pink.
Nextly your chop off the womans breast and tear out all of the flesh. Then freeze the skin so that you can serve the Mr Whippy Special inside the breast then chop off the womans other nipple to top the desert off with a cherry!

You bitch you shit on my cock, im gonna have to Mr Whippy Special you now!!!

Jizz shit and nipples make the perfect Mr Whippy special dont your think dear?

by seatho24 August 7, 2009