A new years resolution that turns into two years because you either forgot about it or are just too lazy to try to do it so you give yourself 2 years instead of one.
Person 1: Hey, didn't you say your new years resolution was to quit smoking?
Person 2: Yeahh, but it's really hard so I'm made it a two years resolution, now, I have some time.
Person 2: Yeahh, but it's really hard so I'm made it a two years resolution, now, I have some time.
by zomgjb December 15, 2009
Get the Two Years Resolution mug.When you have a bit of a belly, and you could be easily mistaken for someone who is 2 months pregnant. Therefore, you have a "Two-Month Bump". This doesn't necessarily make a person 'fat', its just a little extra baggage in the tummy area.
*Looking at a photo on Facebook*
Jayne: Oh Lord, I totally have a two-month bump in this picture!
Anacaonia: Oh my goodness! You really do!
Jayne: Oh Lord, I totally have a two-month bump in this picture!
Anacaonia: Oh my goodness! You really do!
by courtisradical December 27, 2010
Get the Two-Month Bump mug.When someone stretches another's balls from behind and shoves them in their own arsehole and then pulls them back out.
When I passing through Minneapolis I met a wildcat who pulled my nutsack up behind me and shoved my balls in my ass then pulled them out again. I thought it only reasonable to tip her one dollar per ball, hence I gave her a "two buck tip."
by captainbumhole September 27, 2008
Get the Two Buck Tip mug.The girl wanted a two tusk fuck that is taking dick from her boyfriend and his friend at the same time.
by Ev_Diesel April 19, 2015
Get the Two tusk fuck mug.Masturbation where the penis is small enough that two fingers can be used to masturbate. The "Pinch and Roll" method is the best way to execute the 2 inch pinch
by ooden September 18, 2016
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Get the two way mirror mug.A friend who is always nice to someone, but the second they're not with them they act like they hate them and talk bad about them
Tony is always nice to Sarah first period, but during second period all he does is talk bad about her and say how she is the scum of the earth. Tony is a total two faced friend.
by Cardinal Gibbons Student November 30, 2015
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