Touch Grass

A phrase you would say to somebody who has lost touch with reality

Person A: "Bro, look at this picture of Nick Wilde. I'd let him hit any day

Person B: "Touch grass man, god why are you like this."

by GreenPlad April 19, 2022

touching tongue's with Olivia

A metaphor for an addiction with something, something that is ugly but easy, but you wont give it up, but you don't want people seeing you abusing it.

Oh my, hes touching tongue's with Olivia again.
So painful to watch, but he can't stop it

by paggywaggygumdrops February 6, 2023

.9.Touches.9.

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by .6.9.7.6.ArimorylulA.8.3.0.5. July 24, 2025

the orgasmic touch

When a woman is receiving pleasure by a finger and her climax makes her spring into the air like she is have a seizure.

Todd: I just fingered Milly so hard that she had the orgasmic touch and screamed.
John: Nice, man!

by Poopcicle July 13, 2014

touch grass

A phrase used by Angry Teenagers during frustating moments while playing Fortnite.

This phrase is used as a slur against Fortnite players.

Touch grass you're so dogwater!

by Baltic._ October 18, 2024

Pocket touching

When a person touched another's pocket, they become their son and they are gay.

Spencer is pocket touching and he is everyone's son and he likes men.

by Spencer's father February 9, 2023

Dick touch december

Since boys can slap girls asses in October,and touch their tits in november,girls can now touch boys dicks all through december

Abbie:"i touched mathew's dick!"
Clare:"and he just let you?"
Abbie:"yea,because its dick touch december"

by 911flightattendent October 11, 2020