asian tree trunk

When you take a bundle of chop sticks and shove it someones anus

My homie owed me ten bucks and didn't repay me, so i gave him a asian tree trunk

by EpicconV April 22, 2018

out of his tree

extremely fucking stoned

bro he's out of his tree

by iamnotlegallynamedjoshua August 31, 2018

mexican call tree

A woman who get's so many texts for hookups that you're always third-or-fourth in line for a hookup.

You guys hook up last night?
Nah, that bitch is a mexican call tree, I fell asleep waiting.

by Tronald Drumpf May 9, 2017

Hockey Family Tree

The Hockey Family Tree is the order in the hockey family. It's starts with the creator of the hockey gods and works it's way down

The Hockey Family Tree is the most important part for the gods of hockey.

by Ikehylt October 25, 2016

Alaskan Christmas Tree

When several (at least 3) males gather in an outward-facing circle, strip down their clothes, and lean down onto their hands and knees with their anuses raised skyward. Baubles can be hung on their peners however this was a modern addition and is not necessary for a true Alaskan Christmas Tree

Cathy: "Oh my god, Andrew told me he and his friends were gonna do an Alaskan Christmas Tree this year"
Anna: "Ohhh damn girl, I didn't know he was a homie-sexual"

by drfermi April 26, 2021

Wise Mystical Tree

The photo of the 'Wise Mystical Tree' comes from a series of the internetmobile game company Plarium for the purpose of advertising their browser game Stormfall: Age of War around the year 2017. Made for people for over the age of 25 since it is rated 25R

If you are 25 years old and you own a computer, you must have a 'Wise Mystical Tree' on it?

Average 'Wise Mystical Tree' enjoyer is cool...

by StupidSh17 October 3, 2022

Spontaneous Tree Growth

Similar to Morning Wood, spontaneous tree growth is a situation in which one gets a massive and long-lasting boner during daytime hours, usually at an inconvenient time such as during school or work.

David was totally about to get laid when he suddenly had a spontaneous tree growth, scaring off his prey.

by AwesomeScrewer August 23, 2014