testing, 1, 2, 3

That one line everyone says to test their microphone. The most neutral sentence there is.

Presenter: "Testing, 1, 2, 3."
Audience: *thumbs up*

by woofemasse January 26, 2022

The Mailbox Test

When you are viewing a property to buy or an apartment to rent take a look at some of the Mailboxes next door and across the street. You want to look at the names on the Mailboxes because they give you an idea of what kind of folk you'll be living near.

I looked at a decent apartment on Tallman Street yesterday but when I ran The Mailbox Test I was shocked. When I say "Lopez"," Rodriguez", "Vazquez", and "Garcia" on the Mailbox next door I was not renting a place in that motherfucker!

by Elizabeth Warren's Papaw September 25, 2022

Test Subject 37

Oh god no.... Not Test Subject 37...

Scientist: oh no, it can't be yo-you died you can't be here!
Test Subject 37: *walking noises*
Scientist: NOOOOOO!

by Tires The Great God February 9, 2021

test

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by ENTester October 19, 2023

test

to try something for the first time to verify the state of it (if it works)

I need to TEST if it work's.

by hisec January 22, 2020

Test

An online assignment or paper with questions to see if your legally retarded or a soon to be motherfucking hardvard student

I gotta take a test I know Im gonna fail though cause Im legally retarded

by Dxddy_km February 25, 2018

Friend test

The first time you bring a significant other around your friends to see what they think of him/her.

At first, I really liked her, but when she failed the friend test, I had to let her go.

by drkobra September 28, 2017