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lube the neck

Consuming copious amounts of ethanolic beverages detineo Xerostomia penitus, the neck.

Derived from the Norse "gjølpr mjödir", but really distorted and not actually related at all.

Also includes the U.S. sharing their future fusion power with the Canadians and British, and I guess the French 'cause they'll whine. And the Germans, of course. They're the European Japanese. Skillful, but periodically delusional.
Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?
Well I think so Brain, but weren't we gonna lube the neck?
by ChrisBeat January 25, 2008
mugGet the lube the neckmug.

Neck N Chinnen

Sucken some dick.
Yo frankie got caught neck N chinnen a hermafradit.
by Jon Simon December 15, 2002
mugGet the Neck N Chinnenmug.

The red necked Gifford

Fond of roadkill and tractors. Easily provoked by the color black. Sexually attracted to sheep and constipated boy like office personnel. Travels with chickens and discarded cans of busch beer in the back of it's rusted out truck.
The red necked Gifford was spotted mounting Beth from behind will making her scream "Baaaaaa, sheer me you naughty farm boy!"
by cletus&cooter August 1, 2003
mugGet the The red necked Giffordmug.

Two neck choke

the act of tying a rope around your neck and your junk thus arriving at autoerotic asphyxiation.
by Sphincter2 June 5, 2009
mugGet the Two neck chokemug.

Pinky Long Neck

A Pink and Green giraffe on Rt 60 in Huntington WV. Rumor has it he has a 10 inch cock, couple felonies and baby mommas!
I hope Pinky Long Neck blows my back out this weekend!
by Pinky’s Hoe April 19, 2023
mugGet the Pinky Long Neckmug.

check your neck

A warning that you are acting suspiciously like a redneck, and that with a little critical self-evaluation you might save yourself some embarrassment. For instance, if you have always been an alright guy but find yourself coming down with a NASCAR-watching habit and are voting for evangelical Republicans, it's high time to "check your neck."
You: "Supper tonight is o-possum with gravy and freedom fries. Praise Jesus."

Me: "'Freedom fries?' 'o-possum?' Uh, I think you need to check your neck there Bubba!"
by Carl Willis January 18, 2005
mugGet the check your neckmug.

red neck hoe

A woman (red neck) who is very promiscuous. There are not enough men in the world to satisfy her need for sex. She will do anything under the sun as sex is concerned. She shows off herself as a ploy to attract the opposite sex. She has no regard to a guys needs, only her own. She will use any tactical approach to achieve her end goal.
While I was at her place she (red neck hoe) flashed me with that huge rack of hers. wearing a mini skirt with no draws, as she rubbed up on me. Said she would make it worth my time but she would make me work for it first. Only to demand a back rub along with eating her pussy. As I went further after I completed she said she was good, and no cock could ever satisfy her. She looked at her girlfriend as we walked into the living room, he likes to put big things in small holes as they laughed.

(Calls you up out of the blue(red neck hoe)) My toilets plugged, can you fix it I will make it up to you, I promise. Only to make sure there is a house load of people, yet waiting tell your both in a room alone to torment you.

(red neck hoe)Says you can do anything to her sexually, besides hit her in the face. Drops all her clothes and flops on the bed spread eagle. As you enter her she forces you out just to laugh at you in an attempted to piss you off so you will take it.
by DarkLightAngel January 4, 2010
mugGet the red neck hoemug.

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